Paris Hilton Wants to Be on Every Part of Your Body
Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com
The queen of extensions was on-hand in Chicago this weekend to promote her new line of hair-extensions, DreamCatchers. I did Google searches for “Dream Catchers Hilton,” “DreamCatchers hair,” “Dream Catchers extensions,” and “Dream Catchers Hilton hair extensions,” and I could not find a single example of this product or information on how one might go about purchasing it. So, good work, Paris. This is a foolproof product launch. It’s like that one time your sister launched an entire hotel and forgot to copyright the name. You kids are business prodigies, I swear.
Also, who launches a line of hair extensions in Chicago? Are they supposed to double as thermal outerwear? I love Chicago, but it’s not exactly an area where the Paris Hilton aesthetic has a whole lot of pull, at least not compared to Los Angeles. Hm. Maybe Jessica Simpson’s line of extensions has the West coast cornered, so Hilton’s trying to promote somewhere else.
Whatever. Her hair looks fake.
