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So when celebrities check into hotels under fake names what do they use? Have you ever been curious. Well the folks at PageSix Magazine are here to the rescue. It is actually quite funny going through these lists of aliases.

Angelina Jolie- Miss Lollipop
Jennifer Aniston- Mrs. Smith (um, ok..)
Val Kilmer- Thomas Paine
Paris Hilton- Tinkerbell (ya that’s not obvious)
George Clooney- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Bono- J.C Penney (isn’t that where you can buy his shirts?)
Britney Spears- Bella

Overall these are a bit weak. My favorite is that I guess Johnny Depp checks in as both “Mr Satan” and “Mr Donkey Penis.” How classy.

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Starbucks is handing out coffee for nothing after years of overcharging for highly addictive substances. I adore Starbucks. …

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So when celebrities check into hotels under fake names what do they use? Have you ever been curious. Well the folks at PageSix Magazine are here to the rescue. It is actually …

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Channel 4 in the UK is has a new show called “Too Big To Walk?” It is a rip off of NBC’s “The Biggest Loser.” Essentially they are taking a group …

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Skinny Christina Ricci can’t stop getting her jollies on when her boy-band hot ex-husband Justin Timberlake leaves for Iraq so the “Snakes on a Plane” guy …

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Skinny Christina Ricci can’t stop getting her jollies on when her boy-band hot ex-husband Justin Timberlake leaves for Iraq so the “Snakes on a Plane” guy chains her up. Something is diirrrrtttyyyy …

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I don’t know why this is so incredibly funny to me. Maybe because I went to Arizona State, where I’m fairly certain vanity hit that asymptotic high point after which …

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Oscar winner Helen Mirren has been invited by her magesty, Queen Elizabeth, for a royal tea later this month. Many have speculated that the Queen was a bit miffed by a movie …

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I hate my boyfriend’s Blackberry. I really do. I know a lot of women and men who are annoyed at their partner’s tether to their office. These “crackberries” …

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I hate my boyfriend’s Blackberry. I really do. I know a lot of women and men who are annoyed at their partner’s tether to their office. These “crackberries” create people addicted to …