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In 2003, Paris Hilton denied being involved with the release of One Night in Paris. Now the story changes as Paris and Rick Salomon were overheard bragging about making $1 million each from the tape at a post-Oscars party. Man, are you serious?! What are we gonna learn next? That Paris wears colored contacts to fake her blue eyes and instead of a brain, she has a tiny hamster running on a wheel? My whole world would come crashing down on me if that were true.

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Star Magazine surprisingly beat everybody to the punch by reporting that Benji Madden, the other Good Charlotte, and Paris Hilton broke up and proved that if you throw enough darts blindfolded …

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Paris Hilton, tired of her sham relationship with Benji Madden or just tired of Benji Madden in general, was reunited with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niachros at Miami nightclub Mokai on Saturday …

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Paris Hilton will join Charlotte Rampling, Allison Janney and Ciaran Hinds in Todd Solondz’s “part sequel, part variation” companion piece to his 1998 film, Happiness.
Todd Solondz is …

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Quite often people compare Paris Hilton’s mentality to that of a five-year-old’s. They have yet to be proven wrong. Here’s Paris out at the grocery store buying Kellog’s Barbie cereal. …

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Just so you know, Paris Hilton exercised her right to vote yesterday and used it as another opportunity for a photo shoot. She put on her most conservative dress and headed to the polling place …

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Whoever becomes our nation’s next president, Obama or McCain, will owe Paris Hilton their undying gratitude. For it is this soulless vessel who encouraged our young, apathetic generation to …

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Poor Paris spoke to News of the World and complained about being used by past boyfriends to boost their fame. For example, Rick Salomon released a sex tape of her and Nick Carter and Stavros …

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Last time Paris Hilton was in London, she made a baffling $140,000 in appearance fees. This time around, with the struggling economy, she only managed to make $50,000. Let’s all stop filling …

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Along with Moby, William Shatner and Sigourney Weaver, Paris Hilton too has paid a $200,000 deposit to secure her seat on the world’s first commercial space flight, Virgin Galactic, in 2010. …

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LA socialite and notorious imbecile Paris Hilton loves London so much that she’s bought a place there. It’s a former 19th century brothel, gin palace, opium den and Chinese restaurant which …