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Rosie O’Donnell reduced Elisabeth Hasselbeck to tears on Wednesday’s episode of The View. Lo and behold, it wasn’t from the pungent aroma emanating from her folds. Page Six reports,

“Elisabeth just can’t take it any more,” the insider said of her tensions with O’Donnell, who constantly slams her conservative stance. Things got especially ugly on Wednesday. Hasselbeck said she supported the government’s access to citizens’ phone conversations. Liberal O’Donnell responded, “Elisabeth, you are very young and you are very wrong.” Hasselbeck accused Rosie of ageism and broke down later off-camera. By yesterday afternoon, Rosie had blogged: “i said some of elisabeth’s comments were ignorant which was ignorant itself.”

Despite our differing opinions, Elisabeth and I are in the same boat. I also cry when I see Rosie. I cry for humanity and I cry for that turkey that made its way through Rosie’s front door. Jesus, one bite and poof, gone, just like that.

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The Lindsay Lohan we know and love is back. She was photographed in a see-through black top leaving Les Deux holding some sort of container in her hand. Suffice to say, she’s fresh out of rehab and her nipple wants you to know its here to stay. You can tell how rejuvenated it is by the extra oomph in its step. That’s right kids. In no time at all, it’ll be sipping cocktails and battling ninjas. Honestly, I have no idea what I’m saying. I’ve been up for a loooong time. Few more after the jump.

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In 2003, Paris Hilton denied being involved with the release of One Night in Paris. Now the story changes as Paris and Rick Salomon were overheard bragging about making $1 million each from the tape at a post-Oscars party. Man, are you serious?! What are we gonna learn next? That Paris wears colored contacts to fake her blue eyes and instead of a brain, she has a tiny hamster running on a wheel? My whole world would come crashing down on me if that were true.

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First Angelina Jolie was going to adopt a Vietnamese baby, then some rep denied anything was being adopted. Now, Vu Duc Long, director of Vietnam’s International Adoption Agency, tells us Angelina filed adoption papers this week.

There’s a weird super army vibe here. Just one more kid and she’ll have enough to create The Planeteers. And by their powers combined, they’ll form Captain Planet. That dude will take pollution down to zero. God, I’m dating myself again. Come to think of it, Captain Planet is the lamest super hero ever. He has a mullet and his skin is tidy bowl blue. If I was an evil villain and this fruit came out of nowhere, I’d laugh my ass off before he even started his super hero rant. He’d probably cry or something. Stupid hippie.

Here’s Brad with Shiloh on the set of his movie. Aww, they’re almost cuter than that baby panda I saved.

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I got off my lazy ass and looked up Arena magazine. Apparently it’s an edgier FHM / Maxim in England. Which explains why topless model turned unwilling pornstar Keeley Hazell is in it. Whatever happened to that porn tape anyway. I’ve never been less turned on by a hot chick giving head. I’ve made better videos with my dolls. Unlike Keeley, Raggedy Anne understands angles and doesn’t break the fourth wall.

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Perennial faux punk pin-up girl Avril Lavigne is in Arena magazine. I have no idea what Arena is. I think it has something to do with music. Although, Avril is on the cover so maybe not. She’s supposed to have a new album coming out…so I’ve heard. Supposedly she sings about more mature issues like getting her period, but not having a tampon and crying over boys who told her girls don’t get pregnant the first time. She also laments on Hot Topic not having the baby tee she wanted. Between you and me, I think it’ll be a pretty sweet album. Something everyone can relate to.