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I thought this was some sort of joke. Just read it. Anna Nicole arrived to the church in a pimped out hearse with elaborate chrome rims. Inside, her casket is covered with pink marabou and streamers. Outside the church, a giant jib camera is swooping over the steeple and the red carpet leading into the church. Anna Nicole’s mother, Virgie Arthur, failed in a last ditch effort to stop the funeral.

Inside, several hundred of Anna Nicole’s friends paid their respects. Her coffin was then moved to Lake View Cemetery for burial. That’s when the real show began. Howard K. Stern plunged a closed fist into Anna’s chest, took out her heart, ate it and screamed, “I am reborn! Muahahahhaha! Trimspa baby!”

Update: Slash and Hulk Hogan were among the attendees.

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Willa Ford tells Norm Clarke that since she filmed the Anna Nicole Smith weird stuff has been happening to her and she has been losing sleep over it. She said, "Poltergeisty stuff like doors …

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Anna Nicole Smith’s last film, Illegal Aliens, is to premier at the Cannes Film Festival in May.
Yes. Anna Nicole, a B movie, premiering in CANNES, people! Opportunistic, anyone? I sure …

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Donna Hogan, Anna Nicole’s sister, is cashing in on Anna Nicole’s life by writing a tell-all book whose title, “Train Wreck: The Life and Death of Anna Nicole Smith”, …

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Variety is reporting that Willa Ford will play Anna Nicole Smith in the first, of I am sure many, movies about Anna Nicole Smith. And all I have to say is I just don’t see it. I know she released …

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People are milking as much out of Anna Nicole’s death as possible. Among the items up for auction along with her two diaires are a 1992 check Anna made out to Fedex, a receipt from Bloomingdales …

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Passages from two of Anna Nicole’s diaries have been revealed. They paint a picture of a woman deeply in love with her much older and dying husband. They also detail her struggles with …

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One doctor is responsible for prescribing all 11 drugs found in Anna Nicole’s suite at the time of her death. The psychiatrist who said she heard Anna plead “don’t leave me” while taking …

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What was reported last week has now been confirmed by the autopsy of Anna Nicole’s body. The former Playboy playmate and whale look-a-like died of an accidental drug overdose of chloral …

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The Seminole Police Department Chief has announced his official findings along with the coroner’s results and states that Anna Nicole died of an accidental drug interaction complicated by …