We’ll bring you details and pictures as they come, but here’s the first shot from inside the funeral.

Although 300 people were invited, only about 100 attended.

The “well-known singer” was Joe Nichols. I’ve never heard of him.

Anna’s coffin cover looks like it was designed by Bobby Trendy.

The throngs of fans outside Mount Horeb Baptist Church cheered Larry Birkhead’s arrival, but booed Howard Stern’s.

Also in attendance: Slash and Hulk Hogan.

More details as they come.

Channel 4 in the UK is has a new show called “Too Big To Walk?” It is a rip off of NBC’s “The Biggest Loser.” Essentially they are taking a group of morbidly obese people and taking them on a 500 mile trek from England to Edinburgh.

I really hope that nobody really is “Too Big to Walk” because that is essentially the whole point of the show. I wonder what the catchphrase is….are they going to kick off people when they can’t keep walking?

“You are…Too Big to Walk.” Depressing eh. I can’t even imagine how angry these folks are going to be when they are sore and hungry and having to trek around the countryside.

I really hope they bring this show to the US…I love “The Biggest Loser.” I’m a big fan of shows that emphasize losing weight by exercise. I also love it when contestants get randomly hot.
Check out the show’s site here.

Just a quick refresher: early on Wednesday, the story broke that Heigl had dropped out of contract negotiations with the Grey’s producers, with a “source” stating that she was “disappointed and hurt that Touchstone doesn’t value her as much as her other co-stars.” By later in the day, Touchstone had released a rebuttal of its own: “We have a long-term contract to ensure she’ll be with the show for several years to come … we recently approached Katherine with an offer to raise her compensation significantly above the terms of her current contract. We were surprised to see this gesture reported negatively in the press.”

So can we be done with this now? No, no we cannot. Heigl struck back yesterday, releasing the following statement: “I am embarrassed that this has become a public matter and disappointed that Touchstone felt it necessary to divulge private employment information. I had hoped I would be able to deal with this issue confidentially with my bosses. I dropped out of the renegotiation simply because I wanted to treat myself with the respect I was not getting from them. No matter how unhappy I am about their decision to respond to this publicly, I continue to be passionate about and committed to this character.”

That’s nice. Stay tuned for next week, when Ellen Pompeo goes on strike because her new contract specifically stated that the vomit bags in her dressing room were to be emptied on the half hour and so can someone please explain to her how it is 12:45 and they’re still sitting there?

Sources at Page Six (I have sources too but they mostly deliver my cable bill) have revealed that Rosie O’Donnell is in another tiff. The issue was an on-air disagreement between O’Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck over the government’s right to monitor private citizen’ phone conversations. Elisabeth is all for it.

Liberal O’Donnell responded, “Elisabeth, you are very young and you are very wrong.” Hasselbeck accused Rosie of ageism and broke down later off-camera. ..Sources told us the insult was the last straw for Hasselbeck. “Her days there are numbered. She is looking to leave,” said the spy.”

Sadly Rosie is right on this. The whole “land of the free” thing shouldn’t just be in a song. But be gentle Rosie, show this girl the light, don’t let her leave us. She’s not bright but she is cute. In this day and age where most people on television are neither let’s bust out the kid gloves, eh? Now, if you want to go after Babwa you have my full support. Rock her.