Archive for February, 2007

Is Buffy Pregnant?

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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I’m seriously wondering if Sarah Michelle Gellar is pregnant. Sarah’s got a great body, she doesn’t need to hide it under a mini mumu thing like this unless there was something worth hiding, don’t you think?

It still looks too early to tell for sure, but as of now, we’re on the Buffy Bump Watch. Whether there’s a baby Prinze Jr. II in there or it’s just an ugly dress, we’re gonna get to the bottom of this.

Photo via Just Jared.

Published on February 28th, 2007 in Pregnant
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Did Anna Nicole have Lupus?

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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There’s now a totally speculative account that Anna Nicole may have been hopped up on so many narcotic painkillers to deal with the ongoing pain from the autoimmune disease lupus.

The thing is, there’s no source for the story that she had lupus, Access Hollywood just says there are “new claims,” and the doctor they contact for his opinion didn’t know or treat her, he’s just guessing. Plus the cocktail of drugs that Anna was on are not regularly prescribed for Lupus:

Startling new claims have emerged following the death of Anna Nicole Smith indicating that the model may have been suffering from lupus.

A medical examiner has yet to determine the cause of Smith’s death almost three weeks ago in Seminole, Florida. Prior to her passing she had allegedly used Topamax, Dilaudid and Methadone, as it was revealed in hearings regarding the final resting place of her remains.

These three drugs are not normally prescribed to treat lupus, a disease which affects the immune system. Pregnancy, however combined with lupus could present a severe amount of pain to a patient according to an expert contacted by Access Hollywood.

According to Dr. Bob Lahita a practicing physician, Chairman of Medicine at Jersey City Medical Center and Professor of Medicine at Mount Sinai Medical School who has authored several books on the disease, about 60% of lupus patients develop a condition called Fibro Myalgia. The condition causes chronic and extreme pain across the body in muscles, tendons and ligaments and can make it hard for a patient to sleep. Such occurrences leave open the possibility that painkillers Topamax and Dilaudid may have been used for comfort, Dr. Lahita speculates.

Dr. Lahita has been in contact with at least one other media outlet regarding his opinion, since claims that Smith had the disease began to emerge.

If she did have lupus, it would explain what prompted her to take all those drugs in the first place, but it doesn’t excuse it. Lupus is said to often flare up in mothers a few months after they give birth.

I have a small amount of sympathy for her if this is true, but plenty of people live with chronic pain and are careful about taking their medication responsibly. Anna’s ex bodyguard, who also claims to have had an affair with her, says that she suffered from seizures. I wasn’t aware that seizures were associated with lupus, but it turns out that it can cause neurological problems like seizures. Maybe Anna had lupus and didn’t know about it, maybe she kept it a secret, or this could just be an unsubstantiated rumor.

There are all sorts of new stories of Anna Nicole’s debauchery and sleeping around told by a former assistant in this week’s Enquirer. He also says that he was told if Anna fell unconscious not to call 911 and to take her to the hospital himself. I’ve been putting off reporting on it as I have been sick of Anna stories lately. If you want to hear about it, let me know in the comments and I’ll cover that story. Thanks.

Diddy punch a guy after trying to steal his woman?

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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Diddy is being investigated for a incident at an Oscar party in which he was said to have punched a guy in the jaw when he took offense at Diddy chatting up his woman. The guy claims he came back from the bathroom, caught Diddy flirting with his fiance, and then asked her to leave with him. Diddy then invited the woman back to his place, words were probably exchanged although the guy doesn’t admit it, and Diddy punched him in the face.

TMZ has learned Sean “P. Diddy” Combs is being investigated by the Los Angeles Police Department for allegedly attacking a man at a Hollywood Oscar party.

Gerard Rechnitzer was at a post-Oscar bash Sunday night with his fiancee at Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. At around 2 AM Monday morning, the 27-year-old Rechnitzer was on his way to the parking lot when he made a pit stop in the bathroom. When he walked out, he noticed his fiancee was surrounded by six men, including Combs. We’re told the 5′7″, 140 lb. Rechnitzer watched as Combs chatted up his girl for about five minutes, and then asked his fiancee to leave with him.

At that point, Combs allegedly told the woman he was having a party and invited her to come. Rechnitzer persisted and asked his fiancee again to leave with him. Combs then allegedly socked Rechnitzer in the jaw.

The guy called 911 but by the time cops arrived Diddy was gone. He must have been grumpy since Sienna Miller has moved on to a more talented musician.

Diddy is an arrogant douche who thinks he can have anything he wants. He got rich sampling other’s songs and now he’s just full of himself. There are several recent stories about altercations Diddy started. He is said to have screamed at an uncharacteristically cool Naomi Campbell on Grammy night and to have argued with T.R. Knight when he demanded the Grey’s cast leave a table he wanted at a party.

Doesn’t he have two newborn twins at home? His girlfriend must be so pleased to hear all these stories about him.

Note that I’m annoyed at commentors bringing up race in posts about black celebrities. There are obnoxious celebrities across the board. It’s not necessary to bring up race and doesn’t make any point except to reveal a personal bias. This is a very small minority of commentors and most everyone else makes decent points. Blatant racism at any time will not be tolerated.

Here are a bunch of pictures from Diddy’s myspace in which he poses and generally tries to look cool.

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Helen Mirren Wore No Underwear at the Oscars

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Helen Mirren: Nothing Comes between her and her Oscar
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Putting the Sexy back in Sexagenarian Helemn Mirren was greeted with an impromptu ovation at the airport when she arrived back in the UK. Everyone loves a home town girl making good.
The Mirror reflects on her Oscars glory:

HELEN Mirren was given a rapturous welcome back to Britain yesterday - after revealing she wore no undies on her Oscar glory night.

Dame Helen, clutching her Best Actress gong, got a standing ovation from fellow airport passengers as she strode to a waiting limo.

The Queen star, 61, beamed as she flew in from Los Angeles: “I’ve just had the most incredible welcome to my country. It’s very, very sweet.”
One fellow passenger said: “Everyone burst into spontaneous applause when she passed through.

“It was incredible and she looked really touched by it.”

Rapturous applause is one thing but Mirren does ravenous just as graciously. Given a framed picture of herself on the front page of the Mirror wolfing down an -N-Out burger at the Morton’s bash in West Hollywood. She exclaimed with joy:

“I love the picture on the front of the Mirror. It’s a wonderful picture.

“I was so hungry at that point and just needed to eat something.”

With her appetite for saucy scandal also in full bloom Mirren sat down with Oprah for a chat. Talking to Oprah, the most popular and adored Enemy of the American Hamburger ( You remember those farmers who dared to sue La O for talking smack about Beef), Mirren revealed just how revealed she was under that beautiful Lacroix gown:

- her outfit was so snug she was almost nude under it.

Dame Helen took the Christian LaCroix gold gown on to the show and giggled as she clutched her boobs: “It was all made for me so I didn’t have to have any underwear.

“It fitted me like two angels’ hands. I cried when I put it on - it’s a work of art.”

Lucky old angels … and lucky old boobs … they really did a great job together

What are you wearing?! Lacroix Sweetie. Then it’s fabulous!

Pics via komotv

Marky Mark Creeped out by the Gay Thing

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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His prosthetic penis wearing, blow job hustling in the parking lot Dirk Diggler days faded to the back of Marky Mark’s mind as he talked to the WENN recently.

MARK WAHLBERG is glad filmmaker ANG LEE passed over him when he cast BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, because the Oscar nominee was “a little creeped out” at the prospect of having to play a gay cowboy.

via PR inside

Poor Marky Mark Creeped out by Gay Thing. Happy to have lost Best Supporting Actor for Super not gay Role (The Departed) rather than lost Best Actor for Super Gay Role (Brokeback Mountain) to Another Guy who won for Mega Booyaa Gay Role (Capote)

From his early days as Calvin Klein ad meat: Marky Mark has made it clear that the gay thing was off limits … unless of course he got paid, got attention … or got a leg up towards a supporting flack role in an Oceans Any Number movie. Please.

The DEPARTED star reveals he and pal JOAQUIN PHOENIX were originally considered for the roles of ENNIS DEL MAR and JACK TWIST in the 2005 film - but both felt uncomfortable about sex act scenes in a tent.

Wahlberg explains, “I met with Ang Lee on that movie, I read 15 pages of the script and got a little creeped out. It was very graphic, descriptive - the spitting on the hand, getting ready to do the thing.

As we mentioned above, in the CK ad context - hands on his crotch was pretty much Marky Marks ticket out of Vanilla Ice land. marky32big.jpg

Still there’s nothing like an Oscar nomination to bring on that NKoTB flavored Alzheimers. The Departed was a showboaty, sub-standard Scorcese re-tread–but it did have lots of chest beating and fake Boston Irishness. That re-assures a certain beer swilling demographic that their manhood is viable … as they watch bloated actors be men with guns. Not however gay cowboys with guns … and of course saliva.

“I told Ang Lee, ‘I like you, you’re a talented guy, if you want to talk about it more…’ Thankfully, he didn’t.”

Which some sources believe is an exact repeat of how he turned down Calvin K’s request for a date back in the day … Maybe the two of them can still catch it on DVD at home one night over a nice sour grapes Shiraz. MMW aint seen it yet:

“I didn’t rush to see Brokeback, it’s just not my deal… Obviously, it was done in taste - look how it was received.”

Tammy Faye Baker: The Musical

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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If you are going to look for drama writ big …and what do musicals love more than their drama writ big … then the narrative arc of that lachyrmose kewpie doll Tammy Faye Baker calls out for Adaptation.

And not the kind where Meryl Streep hunts orchids but the kind where eyelashes grow wild … where tears flow like sooty rivers … where Preachers fall and Scandals rise and the PTL: People That LOVE get huge implants and date Sam Kinison . Hell why stop at a musical … sounds like there’s a ride at Disney World and a SIMS game in there as well

Broadway world reports that the project is underway:

A new musical, BIG TENT, based on the life of Tammy Faye Bakker, currently being developed

The musical will chronicle Tammy’s extraordinary and turbulent rise to fame. Whether helping to create and maintain a large TV network, speaking out on behalf of AIDS awareness, or coping with the sex and fundraising scandals that brought down her husband Jim Bakker, Tammy took it all with a certain style and dignity.

In the era of Jerry Springer the Opera - widely acknowledged to be a contemporary masterwork – inspiration flows from all sources. And TFB …. Who is now actually Tammy Faye Messner — has always had a crazy aunt, sad clown, nice lady charm that cut through the years of caricature. And what does musical gotta have more than anything else … it’s gotta have heart … Tammy Faye has plenty to spare.

Check out the Myspace page for musical previews
For more information on the show and to hear demo versions of several songs, visit its myspace at: www.myspace.com/tammymusical.

pic via TammyFaye.com

Helen Mirren didn’t wear panties at the Oscars

Source: theblemish.com

Helen Mirren didn’t wear panties at the Oscars

61-year-old Helen Mirren received a standing ovation when she told airport passengers that she didn’t wear underwear at the Oscars. She went on to spend 20 minutes signing autographs and taking pictures with fans.

Dame Helen took the Christian LaCroix gold gown on to the show and giggled as she clutched her boobs: “It was all made for me so I didn’t have to have any underwear. “It fitted me like two angels’ hands. I cried when I put it on - it’s a work of art.”

This put a stunning visual in my head. To anyone whose body did not shiver with glee, there must be something wrong with you and your sexual organs. Face it. A pantiless Helen Mirren is like the cherry on top of a sexy ice cream sundae.

Vincent Pastore lives up to his name

Source: theblemish.com

Vincent Pastore lives up to his name

Vincent Pastore, better known for his character on The Sopranos, has quit Dancing With the Stars after one week of training. According to Vincent, he wasn’t prepared for the strenuous nature of the competition. The 60-year-old baby says,

“When I initially committed to joining Dancing with the Stars I didn’t realize just how physically demanding it would be for me,” Pastore said in a statement. “Unable to put forth my best effort, I felt it appropriate to step aside and give someone else the opportunity.”

Ironically, he played Salvatore ‘Big Pussy’ Bonpensiero on The Sopranos. I don’t know what the future holds for him. I can only imagine days of indigestion, insulin shots and heavy panting after standing up. Without people like Vincent Pastore, “quitter” would never be in the dictionary. For that, I salute him.

Antonella Barba saves her bad signing with nude pics

Source: theblemish.com

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Executive American Idol producer, Nigel Lythgoe, has said Antonella Barba will not be disqualified for those nude pictures floating around the net. The only people who have the power to vote her off is the American public and hopefully that won’t happen until every last picture of Antonella has been ferreted out.

Simon Cowell said yesterday at the Playboy Mansion, of all places, that the photos “[should] not affect her standing on the show, and if the public wants to keep her in, they’ll keep her in.” He added, “These people haven’t done anything illegal; that’s their private life.

Ryan Seacrest also commented saying it was “tacky and disgusting.” Later on he clarified, “Boobies are gross. Ewwww.” while tightly gripping his microphone like a security blanket.

Celebrity madam details Ben Affleck’s sex session with hooker (not for under 18)

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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Warning: the following article contains explicit descriptions of sexual acts. If you are under 18, if this will offend you, or if you just don’t want to think about this crap you should hit the back button on your browser now.


A celebrity madam who was convicted of running an international prostitution ring has released a tell-all book on her website that details clients’ encounters with her paid escorts. Jody “Babydol” Gibson served a 22 month sentence in scary California prison Chowchilla where she was beaten by inmates, resulting in a fractured skull. During her trial her client list was blacked out, but she got of of jail in 2002 and is now cashing in with a tell-all book.

Among the celebrities she claims were clients of her agency were Ben Affleck, Mark Wahlberg, Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Robert Evans. The book is available online for $2.99 a chapter, and I ponied up for the one on Affleck. It reads like bad erotica, and I removed some of the crap where she goes on about how hot the story is making her, but she gets the point across.

ben3.jpgGibson had a password-protected website of available women at the time Affleck contacted her. To get in, you needed to be referred by an existing client. While Gibson does not provide specific dates in her details about Affleck, she does say that it was pre-J.Lo and pre-Pearl Harbor, which came out in 2001. (She said that there was talk later that Tom Sizemore and Ben Affleck were hiring hookers while filming Pearl Harbor.) Gibson, who went by “Sasha” when she ran her business, was arrested on June 8, 1999, so Affleck probably used her services in 1998 or early 1999. He would have been around 26.

Affleck told Gibson that he wanted a busty blonde girl who had a perky personality. He asked for a specific girl from the website, Alyssa, and requested that she wear a short skirt suit and bring lingerie with her. He was staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel at the time.

He also asked Gibson if the girl he requested “partied,” which meant did she do drugs, and she said she did, but that Ben had to take care of the details.

Here’s the relevant section of the chapter, which is pretty flattering to Ben. Apparently, he only hired a hooker from her the one time, and she praised his sexual skills. He was doing a lot of cocaine and it sounds like he enjoyed just regular athletic sex:

“Hi girl, how’d it go? You should absolutely exhausted!” I began.

“Oh, I am but he was soooo hot! Oh, My God, he gave it to me all night!” she exclaimed.

“Really? Do tell. How big was he? Which way did he like fucking you the most?” I said with a twinge of jealousy in a fun sort of way the girls like.

“Sash, he’s like a good eight inches! Plus, after doing coke all night it seemed like he could stay hard forever! He liked me on all fours of course with my ass up in the air. But my favorite was sitting on hom ’cause he was so cute to look at.” she said…

“Sash, are you listening?” she interrupted my thoughs.

“Mmm, sounds yummy,” I commented.

I was getting real wet.

“How was the bungalow? Was it gorgeous?” I asked…

“Yeah, he was such a great fuck!” Alyssa admitted…

“We begand in the Jacuzzi he had in his room. He loved my titties and went crazy sucking on them while they were all wet. I sucked his cock in there first. Remember that session you and I had once where you demonstrated on a dildo how to lick a guy’s balls and take his cock deep in my throat while sticking my finger up his ass? Well it worked! Then, we jumpted out and he fucked me right there on the floor! Of course I quickly opted for the comfort of the big bed in the room. The rug burns on both my elbows are killing me! We stayed up all night doing coke. And of course, money was no object so you know I ordered some of my favorite Crystal champage! It was the best gig I ever had!” she exclaimed again.

“Plus,” she continued “Not only did he have a great cock, but he sure knew how to use it! He had this way of fucking me where he would pound me real fast for a while then slow down almost like teasing me, and then give it to me hard again. I’m a wreck! I probably won’t walk for a week! I know how yo uavoid getting involved with supplying any of the party favors. I had a friend on standby with the coke for us so we wouldn’t run out” she said.

[From Supermadam Secrets online book, Chapter 6]

ben4.jpgAffleck paid $3,5000 for a night with the woman, which was supposedly cheaper than the normal rate because the madam liked him and wanted him to use her services again. He gave her a $500 tip.

Gibson provides a picture of her black book as evidence, stamped with an evidence date from her trial. It’s marked “Ben A to Alyssa” and has the prices in it. The court stamp is from October, 2002, which isn’t consistent with the supposed dates of her trial, but maybe it was stamped afterwards.

I guess this isn’t surprising considering how much he liked to party. What I found interesting was that he preferred a blonde, because he went out with J.Lo afterwards and then married Jennifer Garner. He was also linked briefly to brunettes Famke Janssen and Jerry Seinfeld’s ex, Shoshanna Lonstein. Affleck did date Gwyneth Paltrow in the late 90s so maybe he was into blondes at that time.

I was disappointed the Ben wasn’t into anything kinky. I’m interested to know what Bruce Willis, Mark Wahlberg and Robert Evans (who she calls the “godfather of kink”) did with the hookers. According to the preview of the chapter on Bruce Willis, he hired five girls at once! Let me know what you guys want to hear about and I’ll read those chapters and report on them too.

Here are some classic pictures of Affleck. He was pretty hot, and still is. Garner is a lucky woman, although it’s sure to sting when her husband’s past is coming back like this. I don’t think much will be made of it, though.

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