K-Fed takes the high road

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Britney Spears

Kevin Federline is urging ex-wife Britney Spears to check into rehab before it’s too late. He has even teamed up with Britney’s mother to convince Britney to get help before she hurts herself. Kevin, being the concerned father that he is, worries that Britney isn’t spending enough time with their kids and claims they are being raised by strangers.

“Kevin has tried to convince Britney to check herself into rehab from every possible angle. First he tried threatening to take away the kids, then he tried pleading with her to take care of herself.”

How much money Kevin? $50 million? $100 million? Is it just the desire to stay relevant? It’s doubtful you even know the names of the two kids. No, it’s not shawty, shorty or anything like that. And they’re better off being taken care of by strangers anyway. Drawing from what I’ve seen in movies, they’re being raised by an illegal immigrant and now already know two languages, which is more than Britney could ever do for them. I heard one time she came home so drunk, she mistook one of them for a Butterball turkey and almost stuck him in the oven. True story.

Published on January 24th, 2007 in Britney Spears, Kevin Federline
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Britney is coming back, kind of

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Britney Spears lip-synced her way through Womanizer on UK’s The X-Factor last week as part of her second attempt at a comeback. According to the Times, it didn’t turn out so well. While …

Published on December 1st, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney’s life worse than jail

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In a candid durr-cumentary set to air on Sky1 and Sky1 HD on December 1, Britney Spears claims that even though her life may seem to be turning around for the better, it feels like she’s in …

Published on November 18th, 2008 in Britney Spears

Jayden James is OK

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Waiting with baited breath for updates on the Jayden James hopsitalization situation? Well, wait no longer. PEOPLE says Jayden is fine and only suffered an allergic reaction. “He had hives, …

Published on November 10th, 2008 in Britney Spears, Jayden James

Jayden James rushed to hospital for “seizure”

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Jayden James must have got into mommy’s special medicine cabinet because he went into a “vague and unresponsive state” and was rushed to the hospital. Doctors couldn’t tell what was …

Published on November 10th, 2008 in Britney Spears, Jayden James

Britney & Madonna together forever

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Britney Spears joined the monkey in a top hat to sing “Human Nature” together last night at Dodger Stadium in LA. PEOPLE describes the ethereal moment:
Madonna greeted her with “Hi …

Published on November 7th, 2008 in Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Madonna

Permanent conservatorship

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The court commissioner has granted lawyers’ requests to extend Britney’s conservatorship permanently. Her caretakers will now be responsible for her career and business decisions. A medical …

Published on October 29th, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney Spears had a mistrial

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The charges of driving without a valid California license against Britney Spears have been dropped. The judge declared a mistrial after the jury was deadlocked at ten people voting not guilty, …

Published on October 21st, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney will tour

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Britney Spears just signed a deal with big entertainment company AEG to produce a possibly upcoming tour. E! reports:
No word on when an official announcement will be made or when tickets will …

Published on October 14th, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney is hot?

Source: theblemish.com

Although the song sucks, Britney Spears actually looks good in her new video for Womanizer or Womanizuh or whatever. Britney even gets naked in a sauna and instead of looking like rising dough,

Published on October 11th, 2008 in Britney Spears

Britney Spears to set the record straight or something

Source: theblemish.com

A 90-minute documentary titled Britney: For the Record will premiere on MTV on Sunday, November 30th. The film promises an intimate look into her life, friends, career and aspirations of eating …

Published on October 10th, 2008 in Britney Spears, Britney: For The Record, MTV


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