Sharon Osbourne is crazy

Kelly Osbourne told Britain’s Grazia magazine that her mother, Sharon Osbourne, used to make her and her brother poop in a box which she would then wrap and send to journalists she was mad at. Judging by the hefty nature of Kelly, she must have unleashed 10 lbs. of shit as opposed to her usual 15 lbs of shit comprised of her singing / acting. Wouldn’t the mailman wonder why the package they have smells like ass? Oh, whatever, they’re Osbournes.

Kelly goes on to call Paris, Lindsay and Britney attention seekers (this girl is bright, really). She also tells us she won’t be hanging out with them wearing matching outfits just to get her picture in the papers. Oh yes, Christmas came early for everyone because who wants to see Kelly Osbourne flash her baby maker? Hey sicko, put your damn hand down.

Published on January 11th, 2007 in Kelly Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne

Axl Rose is horny

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Axl Rose made an appearance at a Hollywood Party and it sounds like he took a real shine to Kelly Osbourne. According to New York designer Richie Rich, Axl made a pass at Kelly. Well, it wasn’t …

Published on August 28th, 2008 in Axl Rose, Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne is injured

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Kelly Osbourne was spotted walking around London with a black eye and a laceration on the side of her head. Her reps say this wasn’t caused by an assault or over eagerness at finding that …

Published on August 27th, 2008 in Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne is distracting

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Ew. What are you doing weirdo? Stop staring at Kelly Osbourne’s breasts.
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Published on May 8th, 2008 in Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne had too much to drink

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The Daily Mail says Kelly Osbourne left Mahiki in London last night really drunk and that she had to hold herself up against a wall to maintain her balance. What the Daily Mail didn’t report …

Published on May 7th, 2008 in Kelly Osbourne

Sharon Osbourne: Amy Winehouse is a Bad Influence on Kelly!

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Sharon Osbourne is pissed that daughter Kelly is hanging out with the likes of Amy Winehouse and Kate Moss.
Both Winehouse and Moss are known for usingdrugs and Sharon feels it’s bad for Kelly, …

Published on April 2nd, 2008 in Amy Winehouse, Celebs & Drugs, Kelly Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne on Love, Addiction, Fashion and Being a Brat

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Kelly Osbourne graces the cover of this month’s UK’s Fabulous magazine, and in it she talks about what makes her who she is.
Kelly on love. “I’ll go out with a boy and get papped with …

Published on February 8th, 2008 in Keeping it Real, Kelly Osbourne, Magazine Covers, Magazines

Kelly Osbourne says internet dating is for predators

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Kelly Osbourne is running her mouth off again. This time she’s going after anyone who uses the internet for dating, saying that online dating sites are filled with sexual predators. Oh, …

Published on February 4th, 2008 in Kelly Osbourne