Tom and Katie are getting married

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have decided on a November 18 wedding in Italy. Katie Holmes will be wearing a wedding dress made by Giorgio Armani. And me? I’ll be sitting at home not caring. I’d rather pour bleach in my eyes than listen to more of this “TomKat” thing. You’d be bitter too if you didn’t get an invitation. I thought we were friends Tom. How can you use me like this? Ahhh, those ugly as hell sunglasses. What moron thought it was cool to have sunglasses that cover half your face?

Published on October 24th, 2006 in Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes has herpes

Source: theblemish.com

Egads, way to ruin another fantasy of mine, Reality. Katie Holmes had a herpes outbreak the other day in NYC and Suri seemed to be at a loss for words. In this photo it looks like she’s mouthing,
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Published on December 11th, 2008 in Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise

Tom Cruise is confident

Source: theblemish.com

In the NY Times piece on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Cruise said that he “knew I wanted to marry Kate when I met her.” Katie Holmes sort of shared the same sentiment admitting before that …

Published on December 5th, 2008 in Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Brains! Katie want brains!

Source: theblemish.com

I don’t know what magic aging filters The Daily Mail has in their arsenal or why they chose to use them on her, but it’s your move Katie. Make it count.
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Published on October 30th, 2008 in Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes looks different

Source: theblemish.com

Katie Holme’s reasons for her busted grill:

I ran into a door
It was my fault, I shouldn’t have overcooked the chicken
He only gets like this when he’s drinking
I should have explained …

Published on October 23rd, 2008 in Katie Holmes

A message for Tom Cruise

Source: theblemish.com

Sigh, Tom. No matter how many suits you dress Katie in or how short you cut her hair it still doesn’t change the fact she doesn’t have a penis. Can you let her grow her hair long again and …

Published on October 21st, 2008 in Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Anonymous protests Katie Holme’s Broadway opening

Source: theblemish.com

Katie Holmes made her big stage debut in the Broadway production of All My Sons. Tom Cruise showed up to cheer her on and steal her thunder. When Mr. Big Shot arrived, there was massive applause …

Published on September 19th, 2008 in Anonymous, Katie Holmes, Scientology, Tom Cruise

Paparazzi Gets a Piece of Kate Moss

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Kate Moss had a bit of a hair-malfunction in Germany after promoting her new fragrance, Velvet Hour.
The supermodel returned to her Berlin hotel and while on the red carpet one of her hair …

Published on June 13th, 2008 in Hair, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Paparazzi, Paul Heyman, William Shatner

Sarah Jessica Parker and the Cruises are so cool

Source: theblemish.com

What better way to revitalize the ailing MTV Movie Awards than with such young up and coming stars like Sarah Jessica Parker, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And they even posed together! Ok, yea. …

Published on June 2nd, 2008 in Katie Holmes, Mtv Movie Awards, Sarah Jessica Parker, Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise might want another baby

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A source says Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are thinking of trying for another kid now that Suri has gone from cute and needy to just needy.
“She said she’s got the itch,” said a friend …

Published on May 9th, 2008 in Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise