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In all my years, I’d never have thought I would see Alyssa Milano grinding Desmond Tutu as he raises the roof because if I’ve learned anything from life, it’s that making assumptions from one picture is perfectly acceptable. Honestly, why can’t Mr. Tutu get his freak on? People like Desmond and I will not allow ourselves to be retarded by the norms of high society. The primp and proper ladies of America may be aghast, but we’re the ones that keep the party bumpin’.

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Alyssa Milano and CAA agent David Bugliari are engaged to be married. Unlike Jennifer Love Hewitt who was engaged to be dumped on Christmas. A date has not been set but they’ve been dating …

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Kirsten Dunst, 1995
These cute little gals seemed so sweet and innocent way back when!

Lindsay Lohan - 1999, Jamie Lynn Spears - 2002, Alyssa Milano - 1986, Hilary Duff - 2002, Kimberly Stewart …

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Finally, a child star who didn’t go off the deep end. This girl must be 30+, but she’s still in the masturbatory fantasy lineup. She’s batting about 8th or 9th. Able to get me going, but …

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I really wish Celebitchy were like Myspace, and we could have annoying music blare out at you when you opened an article. Since we don’t work that way, if you all could start humming the first …

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You all know how much I love digging up old celebrity photos.
Here are some pics that are sure to please. As you can see, back in the 80’s and through part of the 90’s it was all about the …

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Is this Alyssa Milano? She looks a little bit chunkier and older in these pictures. In fact, I dare say she bears a striking resemblance to Teri Hatcher in the third picture. Christ, what is …

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What happens the day after Halloween is everybody gets around and stares at pictures of celebs in Halloween costumes. Uh, ok, that’s just what I do because I’m a lonely individual. …

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In all my years, I’d never have thought I would see Alyssa Milano grinding Desmond Tutu as he raises the roof because if I’ve learned anything from life, it’s that making assumptions …