Victoria Beckham seems normal

Victoria, Victoria, Victoria. I…don’t…know…about…you. The only thing I can think of right now is the phrase tarted up hussy which doesn’t even touch on the two basketballs attached to her chest. The fact that she’s skinnier than my forearm can’t unglue my eyes from her implants. I just want to tear them off and see if I can bowl a perfect game.

Published on September 28th, 2006 in Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham and her shit face

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Victoria Beckham and husband David have been indulging in Geisha facials, here on in to be known as bird poo facials. Victoria, having long battled with acne, says she discovered the miracle …

Published on October 8th, 2008 in David Beckham, Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham cut her hair

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Victoria Beckham debuted her new hairstyle at the Marc Jacobs 2009 Spring Collection show the other day. It’s not very becoming. She’s so confusingly skinny that it’s hard to tell whether …

Published on September 9th, 2008 in Victoria Beckham

Crazed Fan Runs Onto Field to Hug David Beckham

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A crazed fan bum-rushed David Beckham on the field Monday, hugging and high-fiving the LA Galaxy star.
Beckham looked surprised as the guy was flattened by teammate Chris Klein and then held …

Published on June 10th, 2008 in David Beckham, Victoria Beckham, stalk

Victoria Beckham is so hot

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Victoria Beckham poses here in two shots for Marc Jacobs. In the first one, Victoria’s all mean and sexy. Rawr. In the second one, she bears a striking resemblance to a Barbie doll, in the …

Published on May 30th, 2008 in Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham: Powered by heels

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Victoria Beckham talked to GMTV on Thursday and professed that it’s impossible for her to function unless she’s wearing a pair of high heels. However, her penchant for heels doesn’t extend …

Published on May 15th, 2008 in Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham doesn’t listen

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Life after the Spice Girls hasn’t been easy for Victoria Beckham. Well, it has, she’s married to David Beckham, but I mean. Oh, forget it. Her clothing line is bombing, okay? God, get off …

Published on April 17th, 2008 in Victoria Beckham

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Joan Rivers

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“I dislike Victoria Beckham. The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing.”

- Joan Rivers is not a fan of Victoria Beckham.
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Published on April 8th, 2008 in Celebrity Egos, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Quotes, Joan Rivers, Victoria Beckham

Katie Holmes and Posh Spice have a lot in common

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Katie Holmes and Posh Spice may seem like an unlikely pairing. One is a young movie star married to the creepy Tom Cruise. The other is a plastic creation once thought to only exist in sci-fi …

Published on April 4th, 2008 in Katie Holmes, Victoria Beckham