Putting It All in Perspective
Source: www.evilbeetgossip.com
Notable Amazon.com album rankings from today:
1. Christina Aguilera, Back to Basics [I LOVE YOU XTINA!]
2. Danity Kane, Danity Kane [Yup, that’s Diddy’s all-girl group from yet another interminable cycle of Making the Band. Today, as the title says, we are putting things in perpective.]
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7. Dixie Chicks, Taking the Long Way [Didn’t that one lead singer chick say something mean about Texas? Or the Pope? It was something like that.]
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10. Clay Aiken, A Thousand Different Ways [insert multiple-penetration joke here]
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12. Justin Timberlake, FutureSex/LoveSounds [tell us again about those talentless AmIdol hacks, JT, and do it without using any spaces!]
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24. Kidz Bop, Vol. 10
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28. High School Musical [Amazon has Ashley Tisdale listed as the artist, but I refuse to condone that here.]
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32. Cheetah Girls 2 Original Soundtrack [even better than the first Cheetah Girls soundtrack!]
and at #33:
Paris Hilton, Paris.
To her credit, she’s been climbing this chart all day, but when your album’s stalling out three times as far down as Clay Aiken on pre-order, something didn’t go exactly to plan.
If it makes you feel any better, Paris, Jessica Simpson’s A Public Affair promises to remain comparatively private, hanging out at the #75 position this afternoon.
