Matthew McConaughey molests beaches

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Matthew McConaughey

In many ways, Matthew McCounaughey and I are alike. We are both devilishly handsome and we both march to the beat of our own congos. If we like the feel of sand in our ass cracks, then damnit, we’re going to find a beach and scrape our asses across it because that’s just who we are. Just keep living baby.

More pictures of Matthew McCounaughey flopping around on the beach like a dirty seal, or as he calls it “yoga”, after the jump.

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Published on July 20th, 2006 in Matthew McConaughey
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Last 10 posts from category "Matthew McConaughey"

Matthew McConaughey’s mom is awesome

Source: theblemish.com

Matthew McConaughey’s mom, Kay, released I Amaze Myself!, a book detailing everything about her life. Kay is ashamed of nothing, even writing about how Matt’s dad died while in mid-coitus. …

Published on August 27th, 2008 in Kay Mcconaughey, Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey wants to plant his placenta

Source: theblemish.com

Matthew McConaughey saved the placenta from the birth of his son and plans to plant it in an orchard. In an interview with CNN’s “House Call with Dr. Sanjay Gupta,” McConaughey details …

Published on August 11th, 2008 in Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey reveals Levi

Source: theblemish.com

OK! Magazine has managed to finally corner the entire celebrity baby market. Their latest conquest is Matthew McConaughey’s son, Levi Alves McConaughey.
“We found a great rhythm,” Matthew …

Published on July 23rd, 2008 in Camila Alves, Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves have a boy

Source: theblemish.com

Matthew McConaughey’s girlfirend, Camila Alves, gave birth to a 7 lbs. 4 oz. future beach bum on Monday night. No name has been given, so here are some surfer suggestions. Hang Ten, Brohym, …

Published on July 8th, 2008 in Camila Alves, Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey is protected

Source: theblemish.com

Paparazzi were at the beach trying to capture footage of Matthew McConaughey surfing when locals became agitated and started a fight. TMZ says:
After a beachgoer chucked a beer bottle at one …

Published on June 23rd, 2008 in Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey Gets His Party On

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Matt McC - Rock Out Before It Pops Out

Published on June 18th, 2008 in Drunk Celebrities, Matthew McConaughey, Party Time, Videos, drunks

Matthew McConaughey knows how to party

Source: theblemish.com

Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves are expecting their first child any day now. Naturally, this makes it the perfect time to head on over to Nicaragua, get drunk and grope and hit …

Published on June 18th, 2008 in Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey’s Son to Be Named After Budweiser?

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Will Matthew McConaughey name his son ‘Bud’ after his favorite beer?
That’s what new reports are saying.
McConaughey got the idea from his older brother, who named his son ‘Miller’. …

Published on March 10th, 2008 in Bizarre, Camila Alves, Celebrity Babies, Matthew McConaughey, WTF

Matthew McConaughey starts his own clothing line

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Though Matthew McConaughey is best known for shunning most forms of clothing – or at least that’s what he’s most photographed in – the soon-to-be dad is starting his own clothing line, …

Published on March 5th, 2008 in Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey starts his own clothing line

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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Published on March 5th, 2008 in Fashion, Matthew McConaughey


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