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Suprise, suprise. Paris Hilton is once again going around making moronic statements in interviews. Rather than explain it, some direct quotes will suffice. Hey, over here, shoot me now.

We meet again on a balcony at the Sanderson hotel, surrounded by fashion shrubbery, with Hilton, 25, in a floor-length ball gown and outsize white-rimmed sunglasses. My first question is, what happened? “I know, right?â€? she giggles. “Things got, huge.â€? And you let them? “Yes, I did.â€? But why? “Because there’s nobody in the world like me,â€? she says, smiling lazily. “I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon.â€?

“They did a poll in the States asking people who they’d most like to see at a party — and it was me.â€?

If true, this would be most depressing. It would mean she beat out women like Jenna Jameson. There is no way you can call yourself an iconic blonde when you can’t even give decent head. And this poll she speaks of. They did a poll for me too. It read: “Which person’s ass would you most like to lick?” I came in second behind Paris Hilton. Damn she’s clever.

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Reports indicate that Paris Hilton may be banging George Clooney. The two have been spotted out together a couple of times. The first being at the Whiskey Bar in West Hollywood. Sources say: …

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Paris Hilton walked around with her reality show BFF sporting an active cold sore in Australia yesterday. Since she was in another country, it saved me from having to call 911 on her. Just as …

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Paris Hilton isn’t one to sit idly by while some stranger rubs her antique jewelery all over their genitals. She put on her pink and plaid detective hat, filled her bubble pipe and watched …

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Paris Hilton’s house in Beverly Hills was burglarized last week by a man wearing a hoodie and gloves who forced his way through the front door and stole $2 million in jewelery from her bedroom. …

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Esquire profiled Paris Hilton and instead of a long winded essay which they’d eventually regret, kind of like when you wake up next to a fat, ugly chick after a night of drinking, they just …

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It was only a matter of time before Paris Hilton’s diseased womb rubbed up against another unsuspecting actor. The Daily Star claims Gerard Butler is the latest victim. Paris even has a pet …

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Paris Hilton insists she’s living proof that blondes are not imbeciles (whatever that means). And that her character on The Simple Life was just that, a character. The 27-year-old said:
“I’m …

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Palace officials made the wise decision to ban Prince William from being within a 50 mile radius of the Paris Hilton on New Year’s Eve. Fox News says Paris is tapped to host the Bongo Virus …

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Since no one would willingly be Paris Hilton’s BFF, Paris held a contest to find one herself. Turns out there are a lot of sycophants in the world as more than a handful showed up. Auditions …

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After being dumped by Warner Bros., Paris Hilton is looking for a record label willing to partner with her own independent label, Heiress Records, to release a followup to her 2006 flop, Paris. …