Paris Hilton Lacks Long-Term Vision

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I woke up this morning with Paris Hilton’s single running through my head. This is discouraging in and of itself, but what’s worse is I spent a good portion of my morning routine thinking about the song. It’s pleasantly ironic, I think, that a young woman widely regarded as America’s Whore chooses to spend the entire three minutes and fifty-four seconds of her first music video writhing around half-naked on a beach singing a song — a damn catchy song, if we’re all being honest — about how stars are blind.

Published on July 14th, 2006 in Paris Hilton
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George Clooney and Paris Hilton?

Source: theblemish.com

Reports indicate that Paris Hilton may be banging George Clooney. The two have been spotted out together a couple of times. The first being at the Whiskey Bar in West Hollywood. Sources say: …

Published on January 2nd, 2009 in George Clooney, Paris Hilton

Good thing Paris is in Australia

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Paris Hilton walked around with her reality show BFF sporting an active cold sore in Australia yesterday. Since she was in another country, it saved me from having to call 911 on her. Just as …

Published on December 29th, 2008 in Paris Hilton

Paris is a detective

Source: theblemish.com

Paris Hilton isn’t one to sit idly by while some stranger rubs her antique jewelery all over their genitals. She put on her pink and plaid detective hat, filled her bubble pipe and watched …

Published on December 23rd, 2008 in Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is devastated

Source: theblemish.com

Paris Hilton’s house in Beverly Hills was burglarized last week by a man wearing a hoodie and gloves who forced his way through the front door and stole $2 million in jewelery from her bedroom. …

Published on December 22nd, 2008 in Paris Hilton

Paris is a good teacher

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Esquire profiled Paris Hilton and instead of a long winded essay which they’d eventually regret, kind of like when you wake up next to a fat, ugly chick after a night of drinking, they just …

Published on December 18th, 2008 in Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is on the prowl

Source: theblemish.com

It was only a matter of time before Paris Hilton’s diseased womb rubbed up against another unsuspecting actor. The Daily Star claims Gerard Butler is the latest victim. Paris even has a pet …

Published on December 16th, 2008 in Gerard Butler, Paris Hilton

Paris thinks very highly of herself

Source: theblemish.com

Paris Hilton insists she’s living proof that blondes are not imbeciles (whatever that means). And that her character on The Simple Life was just that, a character. The 27-year-old said:
“I’m …

Published on December 11th, 2008 in Paris Hilton

Prince William is banned

Source: theblemish.com

Palace officials made the wise decision to ban Prince William from being within a 50 mile radius of the Paris Hilton on New Year’s Eve. Fox News says Paris is tapped to host the Bongo Virus …

Published on December 11th, 2008 in Paris Hilton, Prince William

Say hello, say goodbye to Paris Hilton’s new BFF

Source: theblemish.com

Since no one would willingly be Paris Hilton’s BFF, Paris held a contest to find one herself. Turns out there are a lot of sycophants in the world as more than a handful showed up. Auditions …

Published on December 4th, 2008 in Birttany Flickinger, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton wants to hook-up

Source: theblemish.com

After being dumped by Warner Bros., Paris Hilton is looking for a record label willing to partner with her own independent label, Heiress Records, to release a followup to her 2006 flop, Paris. …

Published on December 1st, 2008 in Paris Hilton


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