Paris Hilton is not promiscuous

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Paris Hilton @ Cuckoo Club

The Guardian has a little chat with Paris Hilton. In it, she claims she is going to attempt the impossible. Give up sex for a year.

…she is going to stay boyfriendless and celibate for a year. Why? “Just because I want to. I feel I’m becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I’m just so romantic, and I put all my energy into the guy, and I don’t really pay attention to myself.”

Romantic? Wow, romance used to mean flowers and candy. To Paris, it means blow jobs and facials. Where were these “romantic” girls when I was growing up? Oh yeah,that’s right. My mother wouldn’t let me go out after dark. She also goes on to explain how independent she is.

“Hilton is the great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton, the man who started the global hotel chain. Her parents enjoyed their money and took things pretty easy. Did she ever fancy a life of lazy luxury? “A lot of my friends still don’t have a job and they live at home, and have to ask their parents for everything. I haven’t accepted money from my parents since I was 18. Since then, I’ve worked on my own. It feels good that I don’t ever have to depend on a man or my family for anything.”

Paris, did you forget your last name is Hilton? You’re famous because that name opens doors for you. You’re a blond airhead, you get drunk and dance on tables and you flash your private parts to people. Without that last name, who would you be? You’d be Tara Reid, that’s who. And no one wants to be Tara Reid. Or be with her. Carson Daly is still scrubbing himself to this day.

Published on July 12th, 2006 in Paris Hilton
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George Clooney and Paris Hilton?

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Reports indicate that Paris Hilton may be banging George Clooney. The two have been spotted out together a couple of times. The first being at the Whiskey Bar in West Hollywood. Sources say: …

Published on January 2nd, 2009 in George Clooney, Paris Hilton

Good thing Paris is in Australia

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Paris Hilton walked around with her reality show BFF sporting an active cold sore in Australia yesterday. Since she was in another country, it saved me from having to call 911 on her. Just as …

Published on December 29th, 2008 in Paris Hilton

Paris is a detective

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Paris Hilton isn’t one to sit idly by while some stranger rubs her antique jewelery all over their genitals. She put on her pink and plaid detective hat, filled her bubble pipe and watched …

Published on December 23rd, 2008 in Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is devastated

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Paris Hilton’s house in Beverly Hills was burglarized last week by a man wearing a hoodie and gloves who forced his way through the front door and stole $2 million in jewelery from her bedroom. …

Published on December 22nd, 2008 in Paris Hilton

Paris is a good teacher

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Esquire profiled Paris Hilton and instead of a long winded essay which they’d eventually regret, kind of like when you wake up next to a fat, ugly chick after a night of drinking, they just …

Published on December 18th, 2008 in Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is on the prowl

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It was only a matter of time before Paris Hilton’s diseased womb rubbed up against another unsuspecting actor. The Daily Star claims Gerard Butler is the latest victim. Paris even has a pet …

Published on December 16th, 2008 in Gerard Butler, Paris Hilton

Paris thinks very highly of herself

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Paris Hilton insists she’s living proof that blondes are not imbeciles (whatever that means). And that her character on The Simple Life was just that, a character. The 27-year-old said:
“I’m …

Published on December 11th, 2008 in Paris Hilton

Prince William is banned

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Palace officials made the wise decision to ban Prince William from being within a 50 mile radius of the Paris Hilton on New Year’s Eve. Fox News says Paris is tapped to host the Bongo Virus …

Published on December 11th, 2008 in Paris Hilton, Prince William

Say hello, say goodbye to Paris Hilton’s new BFF

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Since no one would willingly be Paris Hilton’s BFF, Paris held a contest to find one herself. Turns out there are a lot of sycophants in the world as more than a handful showed up. Auditions …

Published on December 4th, 2008 in Birttany Flickinger, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton wants to hook-up

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After being dumped by Warner Bros., Paris Hilton is looking for a record label willing to partner with her own independent label, Heiress Records, to release a followup to her 2006 flop, Paris. …

Published on December 1st, 2008 in Paris Hilton


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