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I think this is somewhat old news, but now that Australian news is reporting it, it must be true. Plus, I just like how it makes me tingly in the pants. Natalie Portman will appear completely naked in Goya’s Ghost. The only catch is, it will most likely be in a torture scene which probably means they really won’t give you a good look anyway.

The last time Natalie was completely nude was in Closer, but she wussed out and had the reel burned. There’s no need to be scared baby. It’s just a few hundred thousand men staring at your naked body thinking impure thoughts.

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Over the weekend, Natalie Portman denied rumors of hooking-up with Sean Penn and maybe being the cause of his split from his wife Robin Wright Penn. She told Extra:
“Sean Penn is a friend …

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Natalie Portman and Sean Penn are still together apparently. The two have been seen all around LA together making everyone cringe as they pass by. Kissing Sean Penn must feel like tonguing rancid …

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Natalie Portman is currently filming Hesher in which she plays a dork who gets molested by an even bigger dork who might also be half-retarded who throws her to the ground with his retard strength …

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Natalie Portman. What a tease. Padma Lakshmi had the good sense to wear a see-through dress to the White House Correspondents Dinner. Portman, on the other hand, just had to wear a fancy black …

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Sean Penn is married to Robin Wright Penn so it’s confusing that at a dinner at Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar on March 17, Penn and Natalie Portman were seen “constantly touching each …

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If you had erotic fantasies about Natalie Portman involving sex and a glazed ham, prepare to have them half-fulfilled. At a press junket for Doubt, playwright John Patrick Stanley was asked …

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Natalie Portman and Venezuelan indie folk rock short shorts wearing musician Devendra Banhart have ended their relationship.
A fan of Banhart’s music, Portman had asked him to donate a track …

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As they say, it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Natalie Portman found out the hard way while in New York recently. While stooping down to check out some pups one gave her the fire …

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Natalie Portman and boyfriend Devendra Banhart were walking her dog in Manhattan when the unthinkable happened. The Huffington Post says Natalie squatted down to take a look at something when …

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As reported earlier, Natalie Portman will be in indie/folk singer Devendra Banhart’s new video. What wasn’t reported was that the two may be an item. The world may never know how guys like …