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The black nail polish is my favorite touch. It’s the little things, you know? What do you figure it costs to get a dress like this dry-cleaned? Do the cleaners have to, like, shine the mirrors? The whole thing looks like some hideous second-grade project.
Pics via Celebrity Nation.
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Who needs a ring? Though they called off their engagement last month, singer Alanis Morissette and her ex-fiancé, actor Ryan Reynolds, looked every bit the happy couple on July 27 as they walked hand in hand on their way to dinner at Kay ‘n Dave’s Cantina in Brentwood.
Dang. He is on my to-do list after seeing his amazing a$$ in Van Wilder.
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Who needs a ring? Though they called off their engagement last month, singer Alanis Morissette and her ex-fiancé, actor Ryan Reynolds, looked every bit the happy couple on July 27 as they walked hand in hand on their way to dinner at Kay ‘n Dave’s Cantina in Brentwood.
Dang. He is on my to-do list after seeing his amazing a$$ in Van Wilder.
Source: seriouslyomg.com
Veteran rocker Meat Loaf has resolved a dispute with songwriter Jim Steinman over trademark rights to "Bat Out of Hell," dropping a multimillion-dollar lawsuit over the title of the best-selling 1977 album. "It resolved itself very quickly because neither one of us wanted to argue," Meat Loaf told Reuters in an interview on Monday at an event to promote "Bat out of Hell III: The Monster is Loose," set for release on October 31."There’s a mutual love and respect there," he said."We’re not going to have a knock-down brawl. We just have too much history," Meat Loaf said, speaking fondly of the man who produced the original album that shot the portly Texan to stardom after his breakout appearance in the cult film "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."
Now if only they would work togther again, I would be a happy camper. Jim Steinman is my favorite lyricist and Meat is a rock g-d!
Source: seriouslyomg.com
MICHAEL HUTCHENCE’s mother PATRICIA GLASSOP claims her granddaughter TIGER LILY wants to leave her home in Britain with her half-sisters and adoptive father SIR BOB GELDOF, to live with her Australian family. Tiger Lily, 10, was orphaned in September 2000 when her mother PAULA YATES died of an accidental drug overdose. The youngster’s father, INXS frontman Hutchence, committed suicide in a Sydney hotel room in November 1997. Following Yates’ death, her ex-husband SIR BOB GELDOF was made legal guardian of Tiger Lily and is currently bringing her up alongside her half-sisters FIFI, PEACHES and PIXIE. However, Glassop, who lives in the Queensland region of Australia, claims her granddaughter has decided she wants to move to Australia following a visit down under in April (06), when she was accompanied by Geldof. Glassop tells Australian magazine New Idea that Tiger Lily phoned her recently from London and said, "I love you and Grandpa and I want to live with you." Glassop reveals Tiger Lily is getting inquisitive about her late father, saying, "She would look at photos of her dad as a 10-year-old in his Boy Scout uniform, gently run her fingers over the pictures and ask us to tell her another story about him."
I never understood why Bob Geldof got custody of her when he is most likely the big reason her father committed suicide and her mother died of a drug overdose.
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Guns n’ Roses frontman Axl Rose was taken ill on Sunday night (July 30), during the final UK date of the band’s current tour.The singer left the Wembley Arena stage and was replaced by Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach for the songs ‘Night Train ‘Paradise City’.A UK representative for Guns N’ Roses could not confirm the specific details behind Rose’s illness.
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It’s a shame there’s no Nick Nolte style mug shot to include with this story, but uber-religious Catholic cult member Mel Gibson was arrested for drunk driving on Friday after supposedly being sober for years. He had a bottle of tequila in his car, and said it wasn’t his but he’d “had a little bit” (that’s classic!)
TMZ also has details of a police cover-up to remove inflammatory details from the original report. When he was first arrested, Mel Gibson went off on Jews, saying they were responsible for all the wars in the world, and told the arresting officer repeatedly that he was going to “fuck” him. He also tried to run away when the cop did him a courtesy by not cuffing him.
Once he was in custody, he tried to unzip his pants to pee on the floor of his holding cell!
The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: “F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Gibson then asked the deputy, “Are you a Jew?…”
Gibson was put in a cell with handcuffs on. He said he needed to urinate, and after a few minutes tried manipulating his hands to unzip his pants. Sources say Deputy Mee thought Gibson was going to urinate on the floor of the booking cell and asked someone to take Gibson to the bathroom.
Gibson was obviously distraught over the illegal unprovoked war on Lebanon that’s killed countless innocent civilians. Israel is responsible for a high percentage of wars, but then again so are the Americans. There’s that whole imprisoning an entire country thing that Israel’s doing, too. It’s not the Jewish or American peoples’ fault, though, just their terrible leaders.
Gibson was pulled over for drunk driving twice before and let off with just a warning.
Mel Gibson is a member of the Catholic cult, Opus Dei, which tried to escape the terrible image it was given in the Da Vinci Code, and calls their portrayal inaccurate:
The only other famous person I’ve heard of who was a member of Opus Dei was FBI spy Robert Hanssen, who rigged up a secret room in order to let his best friend watch while he had sex with his wife.
Gibson has since apologized for his behavior, saying that he “acted like a person completely out of control,” that he “said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable,” and that he was “deeply ashamed.”
It’s too late for Gibson, because everyone’s suspicions about him have been confirmed. Now that their highest profile member has been exposed for the jerk he is, Opus Dei is going to have even more problems with their image. Mel Gibson’s going to have quite a hard time making his weird religious movies too.
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Pee-wee Herman is making another movie. In an interview with Time he says:
Yes I’m going to make two more Pee-wee movies. I never said I wasn’t going to bring him back. One movie that will start production early next year is a film version of Pee-wee’s Playhouse. In the TV series Pee-wee almost never left the Playhouse. The movie script is just the opposite. This is a road picture, an epic adventure story where all of the characters leave the Playhouse when one of them disappears.
This guy has got to be around 53 or something. I’m not even going to look it up because that’s how much I care, but the number was in the interview so it kind of makes what I was saying irrelevant. If I was still a fan of the show, I might be interested, but imagining him masturbating on Chairy kind of turns me off. That and Randy scares the hell out of me.
Source: theblemish.com
Congratulations Mel, I didn’t think anyone could pull it off, but you finally did it. You have proved to everyone that Tom Cruise isn’t the only one that can alienate a nation and scare away Hollywood. On Friday, TMZ reported that Mel Gibson was arrested for drunk driving. It wasn’t that interesting of a story, but then there was the fact that Mel Gibson wasn’t just casually drunk, he was shit-faced. He purportedly started swearing uncontrollably and unleashed a string of anti-Semitic comments along with other phrases that should make some quote books. Here’s a taste of what was said:
The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: “Fucking Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Gibson then asked the deputy, “Are you a Jew?”
Then he said the deputy was fucked and that he would fuck him. After that, he proved why he’s a fun drunk.
A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, “What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?”
Calling a female officer “sugar tits” is exactly what you should do when you’re being arrested for DUI. It’s a fact. Don’t worry, nothing bad will happen. They like this, honest. While Gibson was in his jail cell, he made like he was going to pee on the floor before the deputy was forced to take him to the bathroom and then he beat up a telephone. If that wasn’t enough, someone discovered that the Malibu police tried to cover up what actually happened by making their report less colorful. Over the weekend, Gibson issued an apology.
“After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health.”
So, what have we learned? If there’s one thing you need to do in life, it’s to hang out with Mel Gibson, get him drunk and let him loose.
Update: Mel Gibson checked into an unamed rehab where they will train him in the ways of not shouting inflammatory comments when drunk.
Source: theblemish.com
Dear Jessica Alba,
You may not know me, but I know you. I’ve watched most of your movies and spent many sleepless nights typing “nude jessica alba” into Google. Your most memorable movie for me was Idle Hands. You wore an angel costume and showed everyone why you belonged in the upper echelon of sexy. You have since indulged my many fantasies through your movies. The latest being a cowgirl stripper in Sin City. Although I cannot remember a single plot line to your movies, I am sure they were great.
Allow me to move quickly to my point. I want you to know that if you continue on the path of Kate Bosworth look-a-like, I am afraid our relationship must end. But you say looking like you need to be sponsored for one cent a day is sexy. I must politely disagree and point out that if you don’t eat more than a salad a day, you may lose the sexy.
On behalf of the general male population, I urge you to return to your former curvasceous body. In fact, I need you to do this because I’ll be damned if I have to spend time and effort in finding another girl to imagine while having sex with both myself and other women. And if you cannot even satisfy me in my masturbatory fantasies, then we may have to sever our ties. For our sakes, I hope it doesn’t come to that.
Yours truly,
Men of the World
Here she is playing around with her dog. The dog was probably freaked out that the bone he was about to bury was running away from him. Alright, not that skinny, but she’s well on her way.
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