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Madonna has ended her friendship with Britney Spears over Kabbalah. This came from Britney posting that she no longer studies Kabbalah and her baby is her new religion. Even though Britney Spears taunts death with her baby, she still realizes Kaballah is just a trendy celebrity religion thats only goal is to syphon their money.

Madonna also wants Britney to return the twentieth-century book she gave her for a wedding present. That’s pretty low even for Madonna. When I give a girl panties for a wedding present, I don’t ask for it back after she wears it for a week, no matter how much I want to.

Britney Spears has also hired a “Christian Life Coach” to help her deal with K-Fed’s stupidity. I’m not sure exactly what a life coach does, but I’m pretty sure it’s the equivalent of hiring a best friend. A few years ago, people like Madonna wanted to be her friend, but now not even Mel Gibson will be her neighbor.

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A beautiful stranger hacked Britney’s Twitter account and posted some ugly lies on her page. Lies that need correcting. For the record, Britney’s vagina is not 4 feet wide. It’s 3.89 feet. …

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Britney Spears has a 31-year-old brother by the name of Bryan who was married in a private ceremony at New Orleans landmark Latrobe’s on Royal on New Year’s Eve. All the Spears were in attendance …

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A Los Angeles court has ruled to increase Jamie Spears’ salary to $75 an hour. Before, Britney’s dad was making $10,000 a month for playing conservator. His fee has now been upped to $16,000 …

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According to Popcrunch, Britney hates her life enough to date Paris Hilton’s ex, Benji Madden. In Touch reports that they’ve been secretly seeing each other and were spotted once at The …

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Britney got over her hate of people yesterday to go to Club Tenjune for her birthday party. The Daily Mail says she “showed off her newly svelte body” in a designer dress that had to be …

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Aside from turning 27 and releasing her new album, Britney Spears is also trying to clean up her image. As any good publicist knows, that task begins with anecdotes about how boring you are …

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This is just a photo follow-up to that Britney Spears GMA birthday post. This is amazing. Six months ago people were confusing Britney with a Butterball turkey and she would have sang an ode …

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Today is Britney Spears’ birthday. The human fail boat turns 27 and to celebrate, she gave an uninspiring performance of “Circus” and “Womanizer” on Good Morning …

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Britney Spears lip-synced her way through Womanizer on UK’s The X-Factor last week as part of her second attempt at a comeback. According to the Times, it didn’t turn out so well. While …

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In a candid durr-cumentary set to air on Sky1 and Sky1 HD on December 1, Britney Spears claims that even though her life may seem to be turning around for the better, it feels like she’s in …