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Rocker SAMMY HAGAR is prepared to forgive and forget his spat with fellow former VAN HALEN frontman DAVID LEE ROTH, after watching the JUMP singer grow old gracefully. Hagar and Lee Roth’s friendship was tested when they toured together a few years back and the WHY CAN’T THIS BE LOVE singer grew tired of Diamond Dave’s outrageous costumes and his apparent desperation to cling onto his youth. The tour ended on a sour note as handlers had to keep the two rockers apart backstage, but now Hagar insists he has no animosity towards Lee Roth. He says, "I’m fine with Dave. I like Dave better now than I did in the old days. "After we did the tour together, he and I got into a little spiff (sic); they had to put up a wall between us every night - we couldn’t see each other, he had to have left the building when I came in and all this kinda stuff. "But after seeing what he’s doing recently he looks like he’s having a pretty good time. At least he’s not out there dressing up the way he was on my shows… Now he’s got his hair looking a little more natural. "He was the epitome of that era (1980s), I think… and when he started getting older and still trying to look like he was 24 and act like that, I mean it looked really bad. It was rough."

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She looks so broken up.

Yeeeah 

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LOIS + CLARK: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN star DEAN CAIN insists KATE BOSWORTH’s portrayal of LOIS LANE in SUPERMAN RETURNS is disturbing, because she puts her child at risk. Caine, who played the Man Of Steel on TV between 1993 and 1997, has a six-year-old son of his own, and cannot understand how intrepid journalist Lane could put her offspring into danger because of her career. He tells USA Today, "TERI’s (HATCHER) Lois had a hard exterior with a real soft interior. The whole thing with Lois having a child in the film was unsettling. "I have a child (CHRISTOPHER DEAN CAIN) and that changes things. "Lois Lane is always going to be an intrepid reporter, but I would never bring my child to a place where he could possibly get in danger - yet she does, which was kind of surprising."

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FREDDIE PRINZE JR is so fond of practical jokes, he has sickened celebrity pals by dressing as a serial killer and defecating in onset trailers. The actor is proud of his status as Hollywood’s number one prankster and insists no trick is too low. Prinze Jr tells the New York Daily News, "CLAIRE FORLANI had watched a documentary on serial killers. So I dressed up as one of them - all in black with a T-shirt that I pulled over my eyes. "I knocked on her door with a kitchen knife. I apologised to her afterwards. Then there was the time MATT LILLARD once thought it was funny if he defecated in my hotel room - and it was. It made me laugh, so I defecated in his trailer, and it made him laugh."

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THE BLACK EYED PEAS had to flee from their own after-show party in Germany on Wednesday night (28JUN06), after a bloody fight broke out. The band were whisked into the 40seconds nightclub in Berlin after their concert in the German capital. But, as they were relaxing in the VIP lounge, a fight broke out between their bodyguards and the club’s security, after a cheeky fan allegedly attempted to photograph the group. One of the group’s minders reportedly attacked a club security guard with a bottle and hit him on the head. The fight then escalated and glasses were thrown. A female assistant of the band had to be treated by a paramedic for cuts.

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Someone has temporarily answered my prayers of having Rob Schneider never make a movie again. While filming his new movie Big Stan, Schneider fainted from heat exhaustion and food poisoning and had to be taken to the hospital.

Him fainting over and over again on concrete would be the only thing he could do to make me laugh. If you’ve ever lost IQ points watching Deuce Bigalow 2, then you know what I’m talking about.

Also, what kind of man faints from 100 degree weather and has to be taken to the hospital even if he did have food poisoning? Let me answer that for you. A really skeezy unfunny girly man.

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Not really much to say except that I’m probably going to happen upon this poster sometime. Even though I don’t get hard for the Saw movies, I do like the posters and I must say this one is better than the one for Saw II.

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There’s something about a girl pumping gas that’s sexy. Or is it, there’s something about a girl with such a nice body which she shows off while pumping gas that’s sexy. I salute you Mena Suvari for going to the gym and letting the whole world know the results.

If my neighbors weren’t blasting Kanye West right now, my pants would be down around my ankles. Speaking of which, your neighbors will turn off their music pretty fast once you start staring at them through their window.

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Imagine you’re Aaron Spelling, circa 1973. You hold in your arms your newborn child, pull back the blankets and shriek! “What the hell?” Are you the father of the first cross-species mammal? Half-human, half cocker-spaniel, the doe-eyed mammalian stares back at you.

You give the child a new nose, her own tv show, a set of boobs for chrissakes! And how does she repay you? She doesn’t! The least Tori could’ve done is stayed with her dad, pointed to her boobs and thanked him. Instead, she blames her mom for not calling her to tell her that her dad died.

I hope Aaron Spelling takes back her funbags and wills them to those less fortunate.

Without Aaron Spelling, what would Tori be? Just another washed-up, blond porn actress studying the physics of the first three-way anal.

Update: The Spelling family responds.

“We are deeply saddened that, during our time of loss and grief, we are forced to respond to the media frenzy caused by the mean-spirited and surprising comments made by Tori to the press, just two days after the passing of Aaron,” the statement, issued by Spelling family rep Kevin Sasaki, begins.

“As we try to honor his memory with love and respect, the sudden media frenzy she has created at this sensitive time is hurtful and very disturbing,” it continues. “Aaron’s legacy deserved pure and unadulterated tribute and recognition which, sadly, has been tainted.

“Everyone deals with grief in a different way, and since Tori chose not to be here at that time, we believe she is having a harder time dealing with that loss. We understand how difficult it might have been for her to be here, and, perhaps, more difficult for her after she arrived. Aaron loved both his children with all his heart, and he understood how hard it was for her.”

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A teaser trailer for the Transformers movie has been put up on their website. There’s not much to it. Just what you expect from a teaser. No relevant information whatsoever except for a shot of a Transformer.

So, is this supposed to get me interested? I see some lame footage of the Earth and you expect me to care past those 2 minutes you took from my life? Let me beat you with a bat and see if I can get you interested in something.

Sorry, that made no sense at all. At least I think it didn’t.