Archive for May, 2006

Superman Returns international posters

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Two international posters of Superman Returns have surfaced. This can satiate you while you wait for Superman on June 28. Then on June 30, you’ll be able to see Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Sadly, that is what amounts to excitement in my life. That and prostitutes.

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Marvel chief Avi Arad resigns

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Avi Arad has resigned as the head of Marvel Studios to produce his own films. This comes right after a great opening weekend for X-Men: The Last Stand. He will continue to be involved in a few upcoming films like Iron Man and Hulk 2. It seems like he promoted himself in reverse. Go Avi!

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Monica Bellucci is Sonia Gandhi

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Monica Bellucci will star in a film about Italian-born Sonia Gandhi, who married into India’s most powerful political dynasty and now heads the country’s ruling party, the Times of India reported Tuesday.

I have only a faint idea of what this movie is about, but if Sonia Gandhi looked like Monica Bellucci then Rajiv Gandhi must have had an alright life, up until he was assassinated that is. It’s only a matter of time before Bellucci gets too old for people to want to see her naked. Luckily, she has spent half her career doing just that.

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The Jolie-Pitt African Adventure Video

Source: www.celebitchy.com

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Angelina and Brad are supposedly making a documentary of their adventures in Africa post-Shiloh to help African causes. This sounds like BS and the source is The Sun, but maybe it’s true:

The Hollywood super couple have been recording their adventures with a view to showing fans what they’ve been up to in southern Africa.

And they will allow their four-day-old daughter SHILOH NOUVEL to be filmed for the documentary too  along with their two adopted youngsters Maddox and Zahara.

A source close to the couple said: “Brad and Angelina want to put out a serious social documentary about all the great things the country has to offer.

“Angelina is in love with Namibia and wants fans to learn more about it and experience what she has experienced.

“Maddox is in the film along with Zahara, and they have agreed to include some footage of their new baby.

“They know that any documentary which includes anything personal about their lives will help them get their message across.”

They’re so secretive that we doubt this is true. We’ll believe it when we see it.

Columnist Liz Smith of the NY Post says that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie didn’t top the Yahoo! buzz list this holiday weekend, and that they’re fools for sequestering themselves in Namibia since they’re only increasing the value of photographs:

OVER a Memorial Day weekend filled with Mideast carnage and death, I decided out of curiosity - and to escape real news - to click onto the Yahoo! “buzz log” category of most searched-for actors online.
I expected proud new parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to top the list. Nope. Miss Jolie was No. 5 out of the top 20. Mr. Pitt was the only male in the Top 20, at No. 17. Jessica Alba was No. 1. Interesting. Could it be that for all the media screeching, people aren’t that fascinated by Brad and Angelina? Perhaps they really didn’t have to go hide themselves away in Namibia, with all of that little country’s official protection, to safely have their child? Maybe, like Tom and Katie, they could have had their baby right here in the good old U.S.A., with normal-type security. After all, nobody barged in on Miss Holmes in delivery, and surely her birth-giving was as eagerly anticipated as Angelina’s. You know, privacy, when it is really wanted, can be achieved. When Brad married Jennifer Aniston, only one photo was released - a simple black-and-white shot of the then-happy couple. Nobody crashed the ceremony. John F. Kennedy Jr. was married and on his way to his honeymoon with Carolyn Bessette before the press even knew about it. What have Brad and Angelina accomplished with their mania for seclusion (aside from their generous financial donation to Namibia’s natal care facilities - a lovely gesture)? Now the stakes to “get” them are even higher, now their re-entry to the United States will be a riot of attention. Now they will feel even more exhausted and beleaguered by the media.

By having Shiloh in Namibia Angelina did bring a lot of publicity to African causes, and she achieved some privacy through the brute force of the Namibian government and her own nasty security guards. It looks like she achieved her goal after all. Releasing a video doesn’t sound like something she would bother with.

Gorgeous header illustration of the possibility of an ironically ugly Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt from Gallery of the Absurd.

Pictures of Adrianne Curry and Chris Knight’s Wedding

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Some far-away pictures of Adrianne Curry and Chris Knight’s wedding on Saturday Monday in her hometown of Joliet, Illinois have been released.

Curry and Knight had a reality-tv courtship and were married in a ceremony Curry described as “gothic,” although her dress was anything but:

Adrianne Curry decided on a Gothic wedding theme when she married her Brady Boy Chris Knight yesterday {Saturday May 27th} in Joliet, Illinois.

According to reports, the couple were expecting more than 250 guests, among them former Brady siblings Barry Williams and Susan Olsen, as well as Surreal Life’s Joanie Laurer.

Adrianne says:
“I wanted to go as gothic as I could and as traditional as I could without ruffling anyone’s feathers…I wanted to have a black dress…but I knew it would break my grandmother’s heart.”

So, she decided on a cream-colored Alvina Valenta gown, instead.

No matter though, since seven bridesmaids will wear red dresses and carry black roses. The flower girls round it out by wearing black with red satin bows.

Curry and Knight met on Season 4 of VH1s reality show “The Surreal Life,” which puts C and D-list celebrities together in a house for ten days. Curry is the winner of “America’s Next Top” model season one, while Knight played Peter Brady on the Brady Bunch. I actually watched most of the episodes of “The Surreal Life” that season, and was suprised that Knight, 48, went for Curry, 23, because she chased him unrelentlessly and he initially expressed misgivings about it. Her looks must have won him over, because her personality was pretty annoying.

Here’s a recap of “My Fair Brady” on VH1, a reality show that aired in the fall of 2005 about Curry and Knight’s relationship and engagement. Looks cheesy to me.

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Denise Richards and Richie Sambora to marry?!

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Denise Richards maybe didn’t cheat with Richie Sambora, but she definitely snatched him right up after urging her neighbor and best friend, Heather Locklear, to divorce him. Now she’s rumored to be planning a wedding with the Bon Jovi guitarist!

Alan Smith, writing in the Enquirer reports they are already planning a wedding.

So that’s why she’s chasing Richie allover Europe. In what will either be blockbuster news or sweet relief for Heather and Denise ex Charlie Sheen the magazine claims wedding bells are planned for 2007.

“Richie and Denise are defying the naysayers and setting up arrangements for a wedding early next year when hey are free of their bonds,” an insider tells the magazine.

“This is a serious romance - not two boomerangers. They feel destined to be together forever.”

So much so - that Denise dumped her kids on her mom and dad - and headed off to Europe to hang with Richie on tour.

Denise seems like a needy person who can’t deal with being single. She followed Sambora on tour like a puppy after he said he was single during a concert, and she made the dumb move of having her publicist confirm their relationship. We hope this isn’t true and she’ll think twice before jumping into marriage again. Her first one didn’t work out so well, and she’s not even divorced yet.

Heather’s going to flip when she hears this, and she’s sure to do something much worse than driving by Denise’s house playing loud Bon Jovi tunes.

“Snakes on a Plane” teaser trailer

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A shaky teaser trailer taped live in the theatre for “Snakes on a Plane” has come out. “Snakes on a Plane” (warning: site has music) asks the question “What if you were trapped on a 747 full of deadly snakes?” and stars Samuel L. Jackson. You’ve undoubtedly heard of it since it’s become an Internet sensation due to its literal title and the fact that Samuel L. Jackson kicks ass.

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Mira Sorvino has a baby boy

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Actress Mira Sorvino had a second child, a baby boy named Johnny, on Monday.

Sorvino, 38, is adding to her family with Chris Backus, 24. The couple also has a one and a half year-old girl, Mattea Angel.

Russell Crowe is too much of a diva for Baz Luhrman

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Russell Crowe has been passed up for the lead in a Baz Luhrman film starring Nicole Kidman after demanding to approve the script before signing the contract.

The film’s producers had second thoughts about Crowe during the delay and decided to hire Heath Ledger for the project instead.

Sofia Coppola is Pregnant

Source: www.celebitchy.com

Director Sofia Coppola is three months pregnant with her first child with boyfriend Thomas Mars.

Coppola announced the pregnancy while appearing with Mars at the Cannes film festival, where she was promoting her film “Marie Antoinette.”



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