Archive for February, 2006

Paris and Nicole arriving on the set of The Simple Life

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picture of Paris hilton balancing two dogs with the caption These accessories are so annoying

Paris and Nicole arrived on the set of The Simple Life on February 27, 2006. Filming will require no contact between the two, and they supposedly didn’t even acknowledge each other. It’s surprising that they haven’t reconciled yet, considering that they both like little dogs, fasting, and dressing like Twiggy Barbie. Two more after the jump. [via]

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Published on February 28th, 2006 in Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton
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Lachey lied about separation date

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Picture of Nick Lachey standing against a wall with the caption It's 3 million dollars, people. You would have lied too
Media Take Out claims to have the exclusive story that Nick Lachey fudged his separation date to get his hands on the additional million Jessica made in the interim:

Nick Lachey recently filed his divorce response in L.A. Superior Court. In the response, Mr. Lachey shocked everyone by not only requesting spousal support, but by listing the couple’s separation date as December 13th (disputing Jessica’s claim that the couple separated on November 23rd). Some speculate that Lachey is claiming the later date so that he can share in the nearly $1 million Simpson earned during those extra days.

But Nick may have fudged the truth. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that on November 23rd, Nick’s publicist released an official statement announcing that the couple had separated. According to the November statement, exclusively obtained by MediaTakeOut.com, the couple announced that “after three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, [they] decided to part ways”. The obvious inconsistency between this official statment and Nick’s recent divorce response is troubling to those close to Jessica.

You have to give the guy credit for trying, though. It’s not like he doesn’t deserve the money for putting up with Jessica.

Daniel Craig is such a wuss

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Daniel Craig shaving with Samantha Morton holding him from behind with the caption Dont cut yourself honey, we only have 5 days to make this movie
First he got his teeth knocked out, and now has “prickly heat” from a bad sunburn. Sure he looks hot in a swimsuit, and all the legitimate Bonds endorse him, but he’s not too rugged:

Could anything else go wrong for jinxed James Bond star Daniel Craig?

It seems the actor is now suffering a nasty outbreak of prickly heat.

The strawberry-blonde one got a spot of sunburn while topping up his tan before filming in the Bahamas.

According to The Sun, a source on the Casino Royale set said: “It’s driving him mad.

“He constantly wants to scratch. It’s worst when he does a costume change. He’s in agony.

“He’s been moaning to his assistants that he’s got prickly heat.

Poor Craig. Girly-men are in now, though, so at least he has that going for him.

Paris Hilton thinks she competes with Charlize Theron

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Paris Hilton by a door with the caption I can act - dazed and stupid
Proving that she doesn’t know her alphabet, Paris Hilton confuses the D with the A list:

The 25-year-old socialite, who previously appeared in critically-derided horror film HOUSE OF WAX, is confident she shares a similar screen style to Theron.

And Hilton has no qualms about putting herself in direct competition with the Oscar-winning star.

She explains, “My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to [Charlize Theron] so we may end up vying for the same parts.”

Jessica Alba in Paris

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Here are some cute pictures of Jessica Alba in Paris shopping at Dior and out with Linda Evangelista. She looks fresh and adorable as usual. Eight more after the jump! [via]

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Pete Doherty arrested for car theft

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Picture of Pete Doherty of Babyshambles looking strung out, with the caption Crack Makes me Happy
Will this guy ever clean up? Pete Doherty was arrested for possession of a stolen vehicle and, of course, drugs:

Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty – also known as Kate Moss’s ex, who appeared with her in tabloid photos of her doing drugs last year – was arrested in England Monday night on suspicion of stealing a car and possessing class A drugs, West Midlands Police tell PEOPLE.

Doherty, 26, and two men aged 18 and 19 were detained by Birmingham police and then released Tuesday morning on no-fee police bail “pending further inquiries,” says a police spokesman.

“We don’t know what the drugs are at this point. The substance has been sent for analysis,” the spokesman adds. Class A drugs typically include cocaine, heroin and opium.

I can see drug charges, but stealing a car? Of course this wouldn’t even make the news if he wasn’t Moss’ ex. This guy is such a mess.

Hillary Swank to sell perfume

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Hillary Swank in a suggestive pose on a couch with the caption I'm not just a serious actress, I can get <a href=cosmetics contracts too!” />

Hillary Swank has signed a three-year contract with fragrance house Guerlain, famous for the old-lady scent Shalimar. The company issued a standard statement praising the actress’ potential to shill perfume:

In making the announcement Monday, Guerlain described the 31-year-old actress, an Oscar winner for her roles in “Million Dollar Baby” and “Boys Don’t Cry,” as a “radiant and natural beauty” who does not conform to stereotypes.

“Her background of always opting for the more challenging and ‘risky’ roles coupled with her warm and genuine personality, a far cry from the usual Hollywood mold, were all factors that made her an obvious choice for Guerlain,” the luxury French fragrance and beauty company said in a statement…

A spokeswoman for the company declined to comment Monday on the terms of the deal or the details of the fragrance.

Things are looking up for Hillary now that she’s back with Chad and has a new gig.

Is Paris Hilton engaged again?

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Paris Hilton was spotted having lunch with her boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos III, and later shopping with her sister Nicky out on Robertson Boulevard in LA on February 26th. She is wearing a shirt that says “Don’t Believe the Rumors” and seems to be wearing an engagement ring on her left ring finger. She has shown a visible bump recently, and her breasts seem larger. It’s possible that she’s pregnant and engaged, but it’s also possible that she’s neither. She was supposedly pregnant last year and nothing came of that. In other news, Nachos is not looking too good, but it could just be an unflattering photograph. (Yeah, right.) Two more pictures after the jump [via]

Update: this is fatty Brandon Davis, not Paris’ ex, Stavros. We will not make this mistake again.

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Pictures of the Afflecks

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Here are some cute candids of the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner with their new baby, Violet. [Via]

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George Michael arrested in London for drugs

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George Michael has been arrested in London on drug charges after being found passed out in a car:

A London police spokesman would not confirm Michael had been arrested. He issued a statement saying a 42-year-old man had been held on suspicion of possessing Class C drugs, a group in British law which includes cannabis, tranquilizers and some painkillers.

“We were called by a member of the public to a man seen slumped over the steering wheel of a car,” the statement said. “He was arrested on suspicion of possession of controlled substances.”

He was bailed to return to a police station in late March pending a police investigation.

Obviously if this is true, George Michael is not sober and that’s a shame. Otherwise this is not a case of impaired driving. He wasn’t driving, he was just passed out in a car. We can’t assume that he drove to that point, although it’s possible. He may have visited a friend or a bar in the area and tried to sleep it off in his car. It’s a bit damning that he was “slumped over the wheel,” but he was parked and you can’t assume anything.

Also, he’s out on bail now and he’s surely embarassed, but not much will come of this case apart from bad publicity, a potential stint in rehab, and another teary-eyed confession on Oprah.



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