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Yes, those two blonde kitties have snuggled up and moved in together.

The pair recently attended the Golden Globe ‘after parties’ and were holding hands and swapping saliva.

Meow!

When’s the sex tape going to leak out?

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Ted Casablanca (gossip columnist for E!) asked Robin Williamsopinion why he thought Jen

& Brad seperated.

Robin’s reply was classic and backs up numerous stories that I have heard regarding Brad Pitt’s demeanor..

Robin’s reply? “He’s a prick on legs, what do you expect?”

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Mischa, Mischa, Mischa.

You came onto the scene so gracefully, almost princess-like. Cute, girl next door looks with an innocence about you. But now? You have swiftly & eagerly morphed into the molded Hollywood bitch, which you are now complaining about having the misfortune of being.

Mischa as quoted by Britian’s Cosmopolitan, “It kind of irritates me that I’m seen as this pretty face. People also say I’m too thin. The truth is, pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. It’s like, ‘She’s pretty and thin, so she’s got to have problems. She must be anorexic or depressed or bitchy.’ It doesn’t help that my OC character is the pretty girl next door who looks like she has everything, but is totally fucked up.”

You’re right it doesn’t!

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After hearing about her rank ass stank toes I’m not surprised.

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This time it’s Sting’s son, Jake Sumner.

A mere 18, but Jake is still quite the player himself. Apparently the two are spending a lot of time partying together when Paris is in New York. And of course everyone is denying it. Ahh, the life of a socialite…

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But it’s not like we haven’t seen every part of her body before.
Here is Naomi in Rio a few days ago. Not even halfway down the catwalk her nipple decided to come out and play. The only surprise is that it did not have teeth.

After the show Naomi failed to comment on her nip, but she did say that she was headed back to New York to promote a movie. What movie? She couldn’t remember.

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….by pulling his heart out of his chest.

Carson Daly nearly ran out of the room like a little bitch. What else would we expect from that little pilsbury dough-ass?

Check It Out
Thanks to milkandcookies.com

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Angelina has spoken about her rumored ‘relationship’ with Brad Pitt.

Unless you live under a rock you’ve heard that she may be the reason for Jen & Brad’s breakup. As the story goes Angelina and Brad were overheard by Jennifer on the phone talking in hushed voices. Jen then eavesdropped & overheard the two having a steamy conversation. And so that’s where it all began… Whether it is true or not, once again, time will tell.

But now Angelina has spoken. She is quoted as saying, “I did not shag Brad Pitt.” And, “No, absolutely not. I have not slept with a co-star.” So tell us Angelina, you hot little muffin, did something other than shagging occur?

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The worst dressed female of all 2004 is….

(Drumroll please!)

Nicolette Sheridan ofDesperate Housewives. And who could blame Mr. Blackwell for putting her smack on top of the list with threads like these?

Photos: GettyImages

Nic, you sure have shitty taste. Even in men!

Nicolette & Michael Bolton

Nicolette & Leif Garrett circa 1980 (And Nic swears she has had NO surgery…Pfft!)

(P.S. Leif, in case you’re reading, quit wearing that fucking bandana on your head and go get a hair transplant will ya?! You’re not fooling anybody!!)

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Speculation is swirling about Lindsays recent weight loss and smaller chest.

The rumor is during her recent hospital ‘exhaustion’ stay she had her implants removed.
Lohan’s Fun Bags 2004

Lohan’s Fun Bags 2005

But still, Lohan is saying she never had implants to begin with. (Just like she says she would never lip-sync.)