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Thought you’d like a little Pam with your hot buttered rum…

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Janice Dickinson, the world’s first labeled ‘Supermodel’ (so she says) and judge on ‘America’s Top Model’ is talking mad Smack.

She was recently quoted as saying that today’s young female stars are too caught up in the whole plastic surgery thing. Who the hell is she to talk?

Ms. Dickinson pre-surgery/ height of career.

Ms. Dickinson post surgery/ washed up/ scary as a motherfucker!

She has definitely had her tits done, and by looking at her face I’d guess a face/eye lift and nosejob, botox to her forehead, cheek implants collagen to that fat lip of hers..at the very least. Too bad she can’t do anything about that chicken neck.
She is one nasty, plastic, venomous broad. And a HYPOCRITE!
Janice, you make Joan Rivers look baggable!

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Feast your fucking eyes on this shit!

Of course, it’s Joan Rivers. And what was that…? How old is she? Would you believe she is a whopping 71 years old! No, I am not pulling your willy. SEVENTY-ONE!

I don’t see a single crease or wrinkle on that mug!

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Here is Ms. Nipplegate herself, enjoying the rays at a pool somewhere.

(I honestly don’t know where, but I am sure it is somewhere ritzy..)


We saw Janet Jackson’s lame Superbowl stunt a year ago, big whoopee, but here she is au naturale & looking quite comfy in her skin.

Speaking of the Superbowl, what the fuck was going on with that Sci-Fi costume she had going on? Looks like something her fucked up brother would wear. That and the fact that her titty had that silver “I have such a badass tit” nipple wtf on it, what was she thinking?
She had it all going on…without the titty.
Janet, I’m sorry, but your little Superbowl prank was amusing for awhile but now people have realized the publicity whore you are and the fact that you really weren’t that talented to begin with.
You hid fucked up marriages, at one time you hid your fat and you have continually managed to convince us all that you were the one “normal” cute little Jackson.

What have you done lately?

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Britney Spears said on Jay Leno once that she hated her feet.

She said her big toe is “huge and stupid.” She has also admitted to biting her nails..and toenails.
You have probably heard this already, and for some reason people have been shocked by this. Recently Britney was aboard a plane travelling in first class no doubt, when she decided to take her shoes off. Numerous passengers complained about the smell shortly afterwards and a stewardess had to ask Mrs. What’s-His-Name to please put her shoes back on. Britney responded by telling the flight attendant that the shoes “..are so comfortable! But they always make my feet smell!” Then she politely put them back on those ripe flounders. You’d think she could afford a decent pair of shoes! If her shoes stunk to high hell to start with then why the fuck didn’t she leave them on during a flight!? Inconsiderate or just stupid?!

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Kate Beckinsale is one hot to trot mama, right?

Sure she is, but why in the hell did she decide to wear THIS recently? Honey, you don’t wear cleavage bearing garb when you have stretch marks covering your tits like that! The horror!

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have bumped pretties.

I kid you not!

Portia has kept her previous licking lovers a secret from public knowledge. (For the most part..) And she apparently dumped her lover, Francesca Gregorini, to be with Ellen.

The pair hooked up recently and are rumoured to be doing all but living together. We are left wondering…which one assumes the manly role?

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I can’t stand her outside of Sex & the City. She is freaking everywhere right now.
She looks anorexic, has a turkeyneck and that thing on her chin has got to go! Is it a mole? A wart? I don’t know, but get that thing removed! The GAP ad’s have been played out too. Enjoy the ride while you can Sarah, your star is on it’s way out! Kim Cattrall on the otherhand…pure genius baby. You light our fires!!

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Darrell “Dimebag” Abbott of the former metal band ‘Pantera’ was shot at close range 5 or 6 times by a crazy fan (Nathan Gale) who rushed onto the stage during a concert in Ohio.

Dime was known for being especially cool to fans. He was loved by many. His death is an absolute tragedy. What the fuck is happening to our country? Is the day of having constant police presence everywhere we go really that far away? Vinnie, Darrell’s brother, was the bands drummer and witnessed the horrific event. He was also held hostage by the gunman and was most likely about to be shot when a police officer shot & killed the assailant. Vinnie is obviously completely devastated and has vowed to never play live again.

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So I guess Lindsay Lohan made a specific point to let everyone know that she wouldn’t be lip-syncing her ‘live’ performances this week on Good Morning America and Regis & Kelly.

Well, her performance on Monday (GMA) was proof that she is another wannabe celebrity trying to be a rockstar even though she clearly cannot sing. Lindsay was obviously lip synching! She even did a little nervous laugh at the very end of the song. One fan, who was about 6, was captured in the audience looking quite embarassed for the redheaded teen bimbo. I think that was my favorite part. Check out Regis & Kelly on Thursday to see if she actually attempts a live performance to prove us all wrong! Ha!