Oh Shit, Ashanti!
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
During a recent awards show Ashanti popped out of her top.
C
an’t miss those dark puppy noses…
Could she possibly look any more like Janet Jackson?
Archive for November, 2004
Mandy Moore Nipple Slip
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Mandy Moore, that hot little pixie, is the latest and most unlikely nipple slip babe.
You have to love the fact that she has a completely squeeky clean image, untarnished by the nipple…until now.
Mandy Moore & Jenny McCarthy
Thanks for joining Nipplegate Mandy!
P.S. Mandy,
You’re such a hot little thing that you can even make Jenny McCarthy look like an old hag!
The LARGER THAN ‘Lifesize’ Tara Reid Nipple Slip Pics
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
I have 2 larger than lifesize pics from the Tara Reid nipplegate incident.
You can see every hair & freckle on her body, these pics are so good. However, I’m not going to post them here. They are huge so I will only email them upon request.
Paris Hilton Pics to be Published in Hustler?
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
But who else would I have to write about on such slow boring days such as today if it weren’t for our beloved skank, Paris Hilton?
Hustler Magazine apparently has pics taken of Paris and a brunette female companion about 2 years ago and they are all set to be published. The pictures appear to have been taken in a club and show the two girls kissing and fondling. Sorry to build you up and then disappoint you. I don’t have the pics. But, I’m sure it won’t be long…
Most Smackable of 2004?
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Who Was the Most Controversial Person of 2004?
Mary-Kate Olsen
Colin Farrell
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Britney Spears
Janet Jackson
Michael Jackson
Tara Reid
Anna Nicole Smith
Ashlee Simpson
Free polls from Pollhost.com
You Can Take Anna Nicole Out of the Trailer Park…
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Someone popped a little more than TrimSpa before her appearance at the American Music Awards last week!
Miss Southern Belle Smith was quite obviously fuckered up. The type of fuckered up where in about 20 minutes you’re blowing the porcelain god. Unfortunately I didn’t catch the AMA’s, but I did however, catch the clip of Anna Nicole Smith once again, proving what a complete out of control classless bimbo she is. Not that there needed any clarification…
Published on November 22nd, 2004
in Anna Nicole Smith, Attention Whores, Awards Shows, Celebs & Drugs, Drunk Celebrities, Dumb Bitches, Trainwrecks, Videos
Siouxsie Tells Paris to STFU
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
I knew I liked Siouxsie Sioux.
Recently at a private party for Deborah Harry, Paris Hilton was busy blabbing away on her cell phone. Siouxsie became annoyed during the toasts and snapped, “Turn off that fucking cell phone, you spoiled rotten little brat! This is not about you!”
Paris was noticeably embarrassed and hoofed it out of the place. On her way out Siouxsie threw one last dagger, “Who invited that silly cow anyway?”
Published on November 20th, 2004
in Celebrity Feuds, Debbie Harry, Funny Shit, Paris Hilton, Siouxsie Sioux
Thank You, Jessica Simpson
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
We simply love your tits.
Smack ‘em up, flip ‘em, rub ‘em down! Can’t wait for the Playboy spread once you and your b-o-r-i-n-g hubby call it quits.
Is Boy George Still Doing Smack?
Published on November 18th, 2004
in Boy George, Celebs & Drugs, Gay Celebritites, Makeup and Spray Tan Mayhem, WTF
Sharon Osbourne Smack Paris Hilton
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Sharon Osbourne has SMACKED Paris Hilton.
Mrs. Ozzy said the slutty heiress is a shitty rolemodel to all the young girls who admire and want to be like her. Sharon reportedly was quoted as saying, “A f**king piece of scrawny old grizzle who’s only famous for sucking c**k in a home-made porn video.”
Right on, Sharon. I would give my left tit to watch her beat the jizz out of Paris.
As soon as everyone has had their turn (and they will..) she’ll be old news.
